This is why Pringles are the best chips.

I feel ashamed that I even know what anal bleaching is

Shouldn't the comma be a semi-colon instead?

Dick Eater
(Soul Eater)

But dogs don't have human skulls...

Young sister
:)

Y.M.C.A!

and what if you stick the key in the wrong outlet?

Why does the woman only have one leg?

how would you know what the order is?

This is no better than those beauty pageants that moms force their kids into.

this is re-mark-able

Nah, you just need to get your shit together

*cue the Aerosmith song*

It's a dancing pumpkin :D

Being kicked in the cunt still hurts though

*fake news IS a problem

It was I, Dio!

Exodia!

Wow I love eating oil

When somebody talks about something they're passionate about, I find it really exciting. Keep going! You're not as weird as you think you are