I'll be the roundabout...

Yeah those darn 'Mumslims' need to convert now!

*there’s

Stuff like this warms my heart, because kids won't judge you on what you look like

If you smoke too much, you become a chair

Why swim in a pond when you can become the pond?

Why does the tattoo look all blue and spotty in the left pic?

Never use a messy recipe!

Are you using internet explorer? I feel like clowns aren't really as relevant anymore

This is why Pringles are the best chips.

I feel ashamed that I even know what anal bleaching is

Shouldn't the comma be a semi-colon instead?

Dick Eater
(Soul Eater)

But dogs don't have human skulls...

Young sister
:)

Y.M.C.A!

and what if you stick the key in the wrong outlet?

Why does the woman only have one leg?

how would you know what the order is?

This is no better than those beauty pageants that moms force their kids into.

this is re-mark-able

Nah, you just need to get your shit together