What's with the title thinking only 90's kids got hit with belts? It still happens today, and it happened well before the 90's too.

I was walking home, when a cat ran out in front of me wearing a pink bandanna around its neck. I thought that was the cutest thing ever.

I take pride in being a dignified Beyonce fan.

Who screams at people on the internet?
It's not like they can hear you.

Well it depends on what sort of a ruler you were. I know for sure that if the Queen were to be beheaded, people wouldn't be applauding.

Meatloaf fans

what kind of drugs was this man taking?

And they go "don't worry, I'll put them online later" but they never do

It's so tough being a girl like that. It's sad to know that you're not your boyfriends ideal woman.

I actually remember wayyyyy back when I used to do that "rawr means I love you in dinosaur" bullshit

I'm sorry. I didn't know pugs were the only breed of dog that were able to fart.

It took me wayyy too long to see the bird

Imma gobble up a bitch

Because you're taking photos from the wrong angles