Paige

sincere_milkshake


A socially awkward 18 year old Londoner who's just trying to get through life

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Only in France 15 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
And idk about French fashion, but I think baguettes would be in, so I guess you wore one as a tie
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Only in France 15 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
You seem like the type to hide baguettes in your coat and sell them on the street.
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Emergency 5 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Wtf was that? A horse?
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May I take your order? 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Definitely maths and English
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May I take your order? 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
You actually need qualifications to work at McDonalds, so enjoy being unemployed
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March 22nd 10 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
It was posted on the 22nd though....
Only in France 15 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
@yukihaki
Pls confirm
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His dad owns Microsoft 14 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
OK. How is that relevant?
I read this in the dogs voice from up 1 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
There's a British advert for credit scores with a talking cat and dog, and this is exactly how they go
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His makeup is overrated 42 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Ffs. There are tons of black girls, including me sometimes, who feel insecure about their skin tone, and comments like this don't help.
· Edited 7 years ago
March 22nd 10 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Shit. It's Thursday 23rd in Britain now. I'm 32 minutes late :(
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His makeup is overrated 42 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Black people aren't black. We're brown, so black highlighter would be useless to everyone
AAAAHHHH!! 10 comments
AAAAHHHH!! 10 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
I saw it a while ago on instagram. I'll try
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Lying hoe 20 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
OK, but what do they do all day in pre school?
In England, kids start school at 3 - 5. Before that they can go to nurseries, like the one I work at, where they mostly play, but have a bit of learning incorporated into their day
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Lying hoe 20 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Well what do they do there?
Lying hoe 20 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
I thought you guys had kindergarten or something for younger kids? Don't they teach them some stuff there?
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AAAAHHHH!! 10 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. DUN DUN!
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AAAAHHHH!! 10 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
This is so much better with sound. The dog screamed
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Then sell it on blackmarket cause I'm broke 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
It's just a joke. Don't take it so seriously.
Then sell it on blackmarket cause I'm broke 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
No one said anything about being a cop. You don't need to be a cop to tell someone to freeze
Faith in Humanity Somewhat Restored 17 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Keep it
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Faith in Humanity Somewhat Restored 17 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
From ages ago.
What's the problem
Repost are only a problem when they're recent.
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Faith in Humanity Somewhat Restored 17 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
I don't think it's a recent one. You're good
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His dad owns Microsoft 14 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Ultimate flop
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