Paige

sincere_milkshake


A socially awkward 18 year old Londoner who's just trying to get through life

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why doesn't this happen more #10 24 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Make sure you drink a lot of water
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why doesn't this happen more #10 24 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
I think you may have the flu. That's how I felt when I had it
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You played yourself 3 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
These hoes ain't loyal
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We all run faster than Usain bolt 1 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
5 seconds? Those are rookie numbers
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Sansa Stark vs Petyr Baelish 5 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
He's so fucking weird. I can't stand him
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Skunk in a onesie 20 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
I had a blue one. It's dead now though
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Time to rewatch this 24 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
All the blood looks like paint anyway
Did benedict cumberbatch dress himself today? 1 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
He makes quite a good woman
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Time to rewatch this 24 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Sweeny Todd: the demon barber
And yes, it's a song
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Time to rewatch this 24 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it
And it's morals aren't worth what a pig can spit
And it goes by the name of London
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Hide yo kids hide yo wife 3 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
He looks like a child with a fake moustache
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Skunk in a onesie 20 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Nope. My cat was a house cat, and when the rabbits got pregnant we'd either sell or keep them
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Skunk in a onesie 20 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
I'm talking about surgically altering
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Skunk in a onesie 20 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Not really. I've had a cat, a rabbit, two Guinea pigs, fish, a lobster, and chickens, and I didn't alter any of them
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Skunk in a onesie 20 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
I wouldn't do that. Why buy an animal, and then alter it to suit you?
If you can't handle the stink, don't get one
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Skunk in a onesie 20 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
If they didn't stink, I might have one
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This time japan is doing it right 7 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
You can order their weird flavours on amazon
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Cereal Killer 7 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
It's finished
You can probably find it online somewhere
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My dad has started making sex jokes around me and it's so awkward 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Don't play cards against humanity with your parents ever
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Robot has a camera 3 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
What the fuck would possess a nine year old boy to do that?
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Help meeeee~~!!!! Snakeeeee 10 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Thank you for the facts, but they're unrelated here
Help meeeee~~!!!! Snakeeeee 10 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
A person has placed a plastic snake on their cat to scare them for entertainment. That is all
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Help meeeee~~!!!! Snakeeeee 10 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
That is a plastic snake
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Help meeeee~~!!!! Snakeeeee 10 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
I highly doubt that is what's happening here
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Imagine if they existed today 5 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
People would be extinct in Florida and Australia
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