Paige

sincere_milkshake


A socially awkward 18 year old Londoner who's just trying to get through life

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Babe, you look good enough to eat 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Why is she using so much butter
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Never gets old 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Fucking hell
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It's time to stop! 10 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
How loose do you have to be to be able to have a hamster crawl inside you?
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Every time I take a picture with my smartphone camera 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
You need to get a better phone then
Why we never see Kermit and Miss Piggy's kids. 2 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Kermit's dick
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The hero we need in buses & subways 8 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
How is he so calm about being strangled.
Is he enjoying it
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Being an idiot: Americans vs Englishmen 12 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Thanks for that insightful comment.
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As much as I don't understand why fsers love roasting each others 32 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Becasue most times they didn't.
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As much as I don't understand why fsers love roasting each others 32 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
It's not even low-key.
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Here u go 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Are they calling her a prostitute or saying that having a girlfriend will leave you broke?
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Being an idiot: Americans vs Englishmen 12 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
When was this?
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He has more game than most of us 14 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
It's really not though. You're making an issue where there isn't one.
Kids like to imitate what they see in adult life. They see adults going on dates, they want to go one a date too. I remember in school, two kids liked each other so we held a fake wedding for them. It's all harmless fun
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I'm just gonna wear a little makeup 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
I'm just gonna wear a little makeup
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When I offer someone food 2 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Greedy T R A S H P A N D A
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College keeps you alive 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Oh no. That's bad news for Bill Gates then
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He was laughter for all 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
The louder they laugh, the harder it is for them to hear you cry
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My dong is 3 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
That's still kinda big
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Elderly love 3 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
I need to find a man like this
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A modern day genius, a true philanthropist 18 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Chocolate is actually really nice to eat when you're bleeding from your lady cave.
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He was laughter for all 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Is it the anniversary today?
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Oh no 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
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He has more game than most of us 14 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
They probably just have crushes on each other, and have gone out with adult supervision. What's so wrong with that? It's innocent.
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He has more game than most of us 14 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Why?
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'Did you just shit on me carl?' 5 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
GOSH FUCKING DAMMIT CARL
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