Paige

sincere_milkshake


A socially awkward 18 year old Londoner who's just trying to get through life

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And joins FunSubstance 16 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Smokeythebear already exists?
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Anyone here with foot fetish? 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Fucks sake. I thought the nails were bad, but then I saw the back
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I actually thought that it would cause connection problems 3 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Wouldn't it annoy anyone?
It's an anomaly in a pattern
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Most useful information I never thought I needed 27 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
I'm here enough to see that you do this often.
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Most useful information I never thought I needed 27 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
I'm not cherry picking. No one else does this but you and kakaburra. It's gross
If you really want to send sexual messages to eachother, do it in private.
Most useful information I never thought I needed 27 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
How about no
It's weird when you do this
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RawrrXD 16 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
I never had one either. It's not that surprising
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Keep your d*ck in a freezer 20 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
The don't chop off your dick. They fold it inside out to make a vagina.
Surely there's no way they could fix that
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Majestic creature 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Why
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Apple new iphone 5 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
You don't need to unlock your phone to call an emergency number though
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Majestic creature 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
That cat is worth all the time it took to take that picture
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How tempting would it be to break a window to escape? 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Isn't that unlawful imprisonment
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Ah, Scotland 7 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Happened to me yesterday. I fell onto an old man
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Bloody brilliant 13 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
What film?
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Murican level 100 21 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
So are we going to ignore the license plate
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How I met your mother 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Wtf is the context of this
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Cat gives his human a big hug 3 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
I want this cat
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Theirs is a stormy relationship 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Well no
It was a long time ago
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Has anyone made the connection yet??? 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
He is now
Before he had no problem pushing a child out of a tower
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Theirs is a stormy relationship 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
They look so good for their ages
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Hmm 17 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
A circumcised penis is different to a sex change.
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That poor guy 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Not that.
The clit
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Hmm 17 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
What kind of fucked up logic is that. Going through puberty, and having a sex change are in no way on the same level
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That poor guy 4 comments
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