Paige

sincere_milkshake


A socially awkward 18 year old Londoner who's just trying to get through life

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my strange book has tumbling things (pt.2) 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Is the chair made of cake?
Or is the cake made of chair?
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Men aren't plus size? 22 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Guys that feel soft.
So a bit bigger, but not fat
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Men aren't plus size? 22 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
I think chubby guys are cute
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This will help you notice fake ATM machines 13 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
This is why I only use ATM's that are inside a bank
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Yet she somehow makes more 19 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
She has loads.
Yet she somehow makes more 19 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
That's cherry picked though
I'm not saying you guys have to love Beyoncé, but if you're gonna compare her songs to other people, at least pick one that's well written, and wasn't just made to be catchy
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The poor kids of this generation 12 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Black people were made to be purses?
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Yet she somehow makes more 19 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
That's not the entire song though.
Obviously the chorus is going to be repetitive
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and then the whole bus clapped 21 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
"Big and though boyfriend"
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We can send you to space where you'll feel home 22 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
If you think you were born in the wrong species, how can you also think you were born into the same race?
Humans are the only species that recognise race.
A+ Parenting there Geoff 10 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Ain't no competion. I'll show him my feet
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The internet is my best friend 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Who tf down voted me.
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The internet is my best friend 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Lies.
You're just rude smh
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Boyfriend motivation 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
"Perfumm"
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The true struggle of sadness 16 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Thank you for the offer, but I'll have to decline
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The true struggle of sadness 16 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Me for the past month
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I wish my geometry teacher would accept this 7 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
I gues a triangle that doesn't have even sides
well, he is alive.. so... 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
I'm just confused, because your heart is in the high middle of your chest, and the nail is underneath his nipple
well, he is alive.. so... 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
That nail isn't in his heart?
Anon is a lawyer 8 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
It is a joke
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An adventure 5 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
That is way too long to be a tweet
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Cat's nose after losing a battle with a bee 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Did he really lose? That bee is dead now.
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Makes sense 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Chan Kong-sang
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