Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

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Good for you for having goals in life 20 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
I agree with this, but there aren't many people trying to say that smoking is healthy which is why it gets so much attention.
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She is wet 20 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
It's actually called "Hawaii"
Pace yourself 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
A few bottles of whiskey will make you forget those speeches though.
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Good for you for having goals in life 20 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Fat acceptance is death acceptance
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Sweet memories 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Child abuse was, and still is, extremely common. To those who disagree, what do you call the purposeful hitting of a child with the intent to cause harm? I call it child abuse.
The worm! 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
WE MUST SAVE BIKINI BOTTOM
Good question 8 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
His feet get cold
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Thats better 2 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
madam_spiderman
Välkommen till Sverige 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
"Whatcha in for?"
"I haven't been out."
Change my mind 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
It means that you are very unlikely to be correct and, in the unlikely event that you are correct, you most certainly aren't educated enough on the topic to list why you are correct while he is not. Rather than speaking out in class, if this is the case, then send an email with a well spoken request for a further explanation of that topic with the science papers that you believe contradict him.

In the vast majority of cases, you are most likely the incorrect one while the professor is correct. Professors can be incorrect, but this situation is the outlier to the norm. But I do agree that some professors will resent you for questioning them, however, there is no reason to make that resentment more likely and/or stronger by interupting them in the middle of class.
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Problems in 2018 24 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
It's not exactly rocket science. Poland is a primarily white country, so it has more white people. More white people gives higher odds for those who are qualified which, as spooky mentioned, is the most important factor.
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Pace yourself 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
I only have tequila, and I hate tequila. Tequila is stopping me.
10/10 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
That 10 sexually identifies as a lower number
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*lenny face* 10 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Although I have never met this individual, I can be certain that he was great.
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This is not photoshop 17 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I'm happy that you have a hobby. It's good to have a distraction in life.
This is not photoshop 17 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
And it's a slightly larger speck of dust in the sky XD
My big fat wallet 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I just like the feeling of being spanked in public... I mean I was checking my wallet.
Friendly food 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The snake may not be hungry. Snakes won't always eat just because there is food available. In a few days (or weeks depending on the breed), the snake will almost certainly eat it.
This is not photoshop 17 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
This is definitely photoshop. There are no astral bodies that large so close to the Earth. The moon would be a speck in any picture.
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Insert *that's racist* GIF 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The reasons for why are pretty simply. Humans are apes. Our bodies are apelike, but we lack the hair. However, apes tend to have different hair on their face that can be seen as no hair. If you take a human with dark skin and hair around their face, then the similarity between the two is high enough for computers to confuse the two.

tl;dr It's not racist; it's coincidence and computers.
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Let it be known, this is my permanent excuse for not losing weight 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
You do, but if you want to lose weight then dieting will do more for that goal than exercise.
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Let it be known, this is my permanent excuse for not losing weight 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Exercise does nothing compared to a proper diet
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Good boye does a sniff 2 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
HE'S TRYING HIS BEST
When even General Ross questions your method (mild CW spoilers) 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Dying in battle is preferable to dying by Aunt May.
Next time they hungry I’ma give ‘em a Monopoly bill 35 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It's his money. If he wants to rip it up then that's his business. Just make him clean it up.