Ice cream can quite the thrill depending on where you put it. ;)
But ice cream is easy to lick off. Try honey or real maple syrup... especially if it's been warmed first.

Damn it frostbite. I wasn't ready to cry tonight.

Ok, cool.

Huh. Someone must have gotten banned and their comments deleted. It kinda sounds like you're shouting at yourself @trashmanrevenge.

True, but it is a brilliant concept. However, with a thorough smart home integration, you don't even really need the wall switch anymore. It can be all done through an app on your phone or voice control like Echo.

True, but if that's what you already have the night before payday and you want something different, you improvise.

Hey there freind, you can edit your posts you know. Over there >>> to the right, the little pen icon next to the "x"? Tap that and it reopens the post so you can make corrections.
It's helpful if you notice typos and misspellings after it goes up.

Food foreplay can be reeeaaallly fun. ;)

I would find "Resistant" to be more assuring of security. You call something "proof," I take that as a challenge, as do others... like the Mythbusters for example.

Savage: Bullet... proof you say?
Hyneman: *quiet evil laugh"
Savage: Well Jamie, looks like we're heading to the range!

In seriousness though, in the safe "industry" the ratings safes are given are based on how long it takes a skilled and/or motivated individual to get into them.

I think they'd probably avoid you if you were in the water with them. They are monumentally large, but not so large that they wouldn't notice you.

They are filter feeders, just like Blue Whales and Whale Sharks.

Like a record baby, round, round, round, round.

I did something similar in a bar in Korea. I did something brash on my table and managed to hop my cueball over to the next table and "messed up" their game a bit. I thought I was a gonner, but they thought it was hilarious and kind of impressive.

I think that's the ultimate scenario.
Sex cookies... or cookie sex. Go ahead and let your imagination go crazy on that one, because what ever you think up, that's EXACTLY what it means.

(Tbh, I'm thinking of melted chocolate on... well... you figure it out ;) )

But most of us are always on here anyway... so that counts for something, right?

As a guy who has had numerous lady freinds in the past, I can confirm this.

Yes, but only one should be squished...

This is true and very exciting. The caveat of "that we know of" sort of covers it. However, if they are there, it is entirely possible they will be found in our lifetime. I look forward to that news headline:

"Mars not entirely inhabited by just our robots as we once thought. They have... neighbors."

Right, of course.