smitty
I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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As a Walmart stocker 3 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
When mine turned into a Category 5 shit storm, they did me the favor of avoiding the hassle of stepping down from my position by shit canning me first.
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Well... I suppose 5 comments
This is seriously the most underrated part of it 5 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
The thing is, is that I'm not going to just "hook up" with a milf and leave in the morning. I'm going to get up, start some coffee and cook breakfast for her and her kids.
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It happens to the best of us 9 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Did that just about an hour ago. Belfast Child, by Simple Minds. I wanted to sing along with it some more.
The fatigue will at least help us sleep - body parts 44 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Funnily enough, in what feels like another lifetime I was a Sergeant in the Army.
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Leslie knope 11 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Everyone has been single, but if you are still single and have never been married, then you aren't qualified to speak as to the nature of marriage.
Your parents or knowing a married couple doesn't cut it until you have experienced it yourself.
Sure, in MOST cases, it isn't as torturous as pop culture would have you believe, but I can tell you this with certainty, it ain't no fucking fairy tale either.
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Your parents or knowing a married couple doesn't cut it until you have experienced it yourself.
Sure, in MOST cases, it isn't as torturous as pop culture would have you believe, but I can tell you this with certainty, it ain't no fucking fairy tale either.
The dolly zoom effecf 13 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
I think it's the angle of the lens, when the dolly is close to the block, the angle includes the top of the block. Almost like the angle includes looking "down." Further away, the angle loses line of sight of the top.
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It's not "love", it's "LAMB SAUCE" 10 comments
Sexy 7 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
How about painting? I'm kinda covered in splatters right now.
Or working on a car? All greasy and sorta dangerous to get too close to so the both of you have to lean way in to get a quick peck on the lips.
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Or working on a car? All greasy and sorta dangerous to get too close to so the both of you have to lean way in to get a quick peck on the lips.
Couldn't describe it better 5 comments
The dolly zoom effecf 13 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
It's a combination of zoom with dolly in/out while maintaining the perspective focused on the subject. In this case, the concrete block.
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Inevitability 24 comments
Tinder in 1865 17 comments
I didn't know girls like this exists 30 comments
Inevitability 24 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
@zarbibarbie Don't worry about it, it's all good. I pretty much knew what I/we were in for. :)
@blushing_lurker
"...that that's one of the reason you stay here, to set an example."
Nail right on the head. Boom.
And no, I'm not offended. I kinda need that pointed out to me from time to time.
Don't worry about "fault" in the matter either.
At this point, if this were an IRL meet up of some sort, I'd invite you for a cup of coffee so we could escape the attention and get a breath of fresh air. Also, dispite trying to be a "good/better person" whatever that ends up meaning, I'm not above messing with people a little bit either. ;)
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@blushing_lurker
"...that that's one of the reason you stay here, to set an example."
Nail right on the head. Boom.
And no, I'm not offended. I kinda need that pointed out to me from time to time.
Don't worry about "fault" in the matter either.
At this point, if this were an IRL meet up of some sort, I'd invite you for a cup of coffee so we could escape the attention and get a breath of fresh air. Also, dispite trying to be a "good/better person" whatever that ends up meaning, I'm not above messing with people a little bit either. ;)
Inevitability 24 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Oh dear...
@blushing_lurker
It's the new social landscape.
I've always been standoffish to the point of seeming aloof, loath to "make the first move" and hitting on someone just seemed... wrong. Any relationship I've found myself in has been the result of there having seen or felt a hint of reciprocated interest.
A few years ago when I found myself... single again, I first needed time to heal. Not sure if I ever will to be honest. Now that time has passed I have seen that the social landscape has changed to such a degree that I find it effing terrifying.
#stoodup, #wastehistime and catfishing aside, things are different now and it feels as though certain modes of thought that were socially "normal" and "accepted" years ago really aren't anymore.
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@blushing_lurker
It's the new social landscape.
I've always been standoffish to the point of seeming aloof, loath to "make the first move" and hitting on someone just seemed... wrong. Any relationship I've found myself in has been the result of there having seen or felt a hint of reciprocated interest.
A few years ago when I found myself... single again, I first needed time to heal. Not sure if I ever will to be honest. Now that time has passed I have seen that the social landscape has changed to such a degree that I find it effing terrifying.
#stoodup, #wastehistime and catfishing aside, things are different now and it feels as though certain modes of thought that were socially "normal" and "accepted" years ago really aren't anymore.
I've seen this start to happen. Guy had an overloaded trailer and pulling it with a van that wasn't safely capable of pulling it. I thought to myself, I don't care if I get a speeding ticket, I need to get around this asshole and put some distance between us.