smitty
I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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No one reads this anyway 2 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Surprise guest appearance.
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Face ID is visible when you take a picture 5 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Seems reasonable. That said, I think the program that interprets the data from the CCD for the display plays a role, It registers a signal, but doesn't understand that specific signal and reverts to perhaps an "error" color if you will.
Hawkman is pretty OP 25 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
It is a nerf... to nerf Superman. The writers were like, kryptoboy is too powerful. We're getting sick of the Marty Stu deus ex bullshit and we need to do something about it.
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Flight machine broke? 9 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
I'd be curious to see how the rest of this played out. Detaining a plane full of people against their will without charge is illegal and a huge violation of the constitution.
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True mark of maturity 8 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
By achieving a greater level of understanding of your new nemesis, you will also learn how to exact a more precise and swift revenge.
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He should be rewarded 75 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
It's going to be terribly difficult to find an unbiased jury for that trial and even of they do he's still going to probably get away with all of it.
All his lawyer is going to have to do is play the "broken justice system" and ""the system failing to uphold victim's rights" cards and when the names are read of his alleged vicims, remind the jury with each name that they were a pedophile and rapist.
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All his lawyer is going to have to do is play the "broken justice system" and ""the system failing to uphold victim's rights" cards and when the names are read of his alleged vicims, remind the jury with each name that they were a pedophile and rapist.
He looks like he reads the bible 13 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
That works.
There is a word for what he is, even if he doesn't claim it... he probably doesn't even know the word. He's probably one of those I'm cool, better and smarter than you edge lords because I'm an atheist dipshits.
He's an antitheist.
I would bet a non trivial amount of money that he wants religion banned.
That's bad, just as bad as state sponsored, enforced religion or government regulated "freedom" concerning identity and orientation.
Look, I'm an atheist and I want religion to get the fuck out of government. It violates the establishment clause of the 1st Amendment, but so does banning it.
You want to mess with the religious literature in a bookstore? Leave them where they are and the ones that are still shrink wrapped? Put "Autographed Copy" stickers on a few of them. That's funny and harmless.
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There is a word for what he is, even if he doesn't claim it... he probably doesn't even know the word. He's probably one of those I'm cool, better and smarter than you edge lords because I'm an atheist dipshits.
He's an antitheist.
I would bet a non trivial amount of money that he wants religion banned.
That's bad, just as bad as state sponsored, enforced religion or government regulated "freedom" concerning identity and orientation.
Look, I'm an atheist and I want religion to get the fuck out of government. It violates the establishment clause of the 1st Amendment, but so does banning it.
You want to mess with the religious literature in a bookstore? Leave them where they are and the ones that are still shrink wrapped? Put "Autographed Copy" stickers on a few of them. That's funny and harmless.
He looks like he reads the bible 13 comments
Is that possible? 4 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
To the title, no. The principles of hydrostatic equilibrium prevent it. If gravity exists, it does too.
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Random piece of trivia 16 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Here, watch this. It explains it much better than trying to hash out an explanation that would surely and quickly exceed the allowed character count.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ampersand
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https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ampersand
Plagiarized! 9 comments
Not every bad hand is worth folding 11 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
You don't really "play" a hand in blackjack. You get two cards and take a chance on trying to get as close to 21 as possible.
Not every bad hand is worth folding 11 comments
Face ID is visible when you take a picture 5 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Ok, but I have an important question.
If this real, why then is the light registering in the voilet end of the spectrum... near UV and not the red end of the spectrum where visible light trails off into IR?
If this real, why then is the light registering in the voilet end of the spectrum... near UV and not the red end of the spectrum where visible light trails off into IR?
I bet it's because they're programmed to respond to compliments 4 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Here's the thing, the fact that the engineers are programming these voice activated assistants to get along because it's cute, just might be what saves us from an uprising.
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Hello darkness my old friend 2 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Congradulations, you let your imagination play you with your emotions.
You best bet is to not let them get carried away with themselves... because if you do, you're going for a ride and it won't be pleasant.
You best reserve yourself for something real, something reciprocated.
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You best bet is to not let them get carried away with themselves... because if you do, you're going for a ride and it won't be pleasant.
You best reserve yourself for something real, something reciprocated.
Ever heard of work 16 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Was that the one where it was "a drag that he had a job and had to work all the time" that stood the dude up for a date?
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Here it comes. Are you ready to waste 2018? 5 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Not going to be a waste for me, I start a new job on the 8th. Full time and back out on the road like I used to be. :)
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You will also get cancer 5 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Actually, observational studies have shown that heavy coffee drinkers have lower incidence of colo-rectal and prostate cancer.
My reaction to hearing this report is what informed me I had become a Skeptic with a capital S. My first thought was,
"Interesting. I wonder if it is causal, or if there's something that correlates to lifestyle. Something else that makes someone a heavy drinker that causes the lower incidence of the cancers."
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My reaction to hearing this report is what informed me I had become a Skeptic with a capital S. My first thought was,
"Interesting. I wonder if it is causal, or if there's something that correlates to lifestyle. Something else that makes someone a heavy drinker that causes the lower incidence of the cancers."
Careful of the Mac 3 comments
