smitty
I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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Bathtub quadcopter 6 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Colin Furze I presume?
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Georgian dancing with swords 4 comments
He took it literally 9 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
A poorly written list and a direct, literal and logical thinking person. Perhaps an engineer.
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Taxiway above a highway in Germany 5 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
And Atlanta. Runway complex three goes right over 285 near the south end 85/285 interchange.
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Happens. Every. F**king. Time!!! And they roast me this way!!! 11 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
It's funny that a pic of Jim Carey was used for this considering he's an anti-vaxxer.
Grammar nazi attempts to teach mark hamill over grammar and regrets it immediately 7 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Well that was a rollercoster...
...or is it, "rollercoaster, it was?"
The Porg-tatoes were a nice touch too.
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...or is it, "rollercoaster, it was?"
The Porg-tatoes were a nice touch too.
Safety first. 3 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Not a bad idea actually. If the worksite has a cat mascot, a safety vest is a good idea becasue as we know, cats do have the habit of getting underfoot.
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Valhalla 30 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Not gonna lie, this got me teary and hardcore choked up.
In an odd way, it reminds me of the H,FY! stories. That said, what should we call this genre? Valhalla, Eff Yeah?
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In an odd way, it reminds me of the H,FY! stories. That said, what should we call this genre? Valhalla, Eff Yeah?
Keychain mini-gun that shoots 10 comments
Someone make it happen 5 comments
Dark forest cake 3 comments
Keychain mini-gun that shoots 10 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
That? No the Warthog mounts a GAU-8/A Avenger, a 30mm cannon.
The XM196 is an M134 variant for the Cheyenne and is 7.62mm.
Also worth noting is that any equipment with an XM number is experimental equipment and may never have been fielded. Like the XM8 and the XM214.
The XM196 is an M134 variant for the Cheyenne and is 7.62mm.
Also worth noting is that any equipment with an XM number is experimental equipment and may never have been fielded. Like the XM8 and the XM214.
Courtesy of the Flat Earth Society 29 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Satire? Maybe, but the idiocy or humans has proven to be boundless of late and I find this very easy to believe.
The problem I have is being able to coment on this matter without becoming immediately and extremely insulting, profane and rude. That's not really me anymore so... what ever.
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The problem I have is being able to coment on this matter without becoming immediately and extremely insulting, profane and rude. That's not really me anymore so... what ever.
Ozzy Osbourne, film in the making 5 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Indeed. This was a Reddit AMA that was also recorded and released as a Nerdist podcast.
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That voice is phenomenal 13 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Yeah, but have you heard the Haley Reinhart cover?
https://youtu.be/YeapxnRNcfY
If you like that song and that doesn't make the hair stand up on the back of your neck, you don't have a pulse.
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https://youtu.be/YeapxnRNcfY
If you like that song and that doesn't make the hair stand up on the back of your neck, you don't have a pulse.
#growingupwithglasses 18 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Getting out of the shower and stumbling back to your bedroom blinded by the foggy lenses.
Or my favorite, giving yourself a haircut and hoping for the best when you get to tthe part where you have no choice but to take your glasses off.
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Or my favorite, giving yourself a haircut and hoping for the best when you get to tthe part where you have no choice but to take your glasses off.
As seen on TV 6 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
I am usually bery critiacal of these infomercials that sell shit to solve "problems" that don't really exist if you are a competent human.
These however, these Glad, Hefty and whatever brand containers... as useful as they are, are the work of the devil himself when they're in the cabinet.
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These however, these Glad, Hefty and whatever brand containers... as useful as they are, are the work of the devil himself when they're in the cabinet.
Parallel universe theory keeps me awake at night 9 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Gonna say no here simply because the second condition of the question directly contradicts the first stated condition and is therefore a paradox.
The realization of the first condition precludes the possibility of the second.
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The realization of the first condition precludes the possibility of the second.
