smitty
I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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Just a flesh wound 7 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Something tells me that Cavalry Sabers are going to make a big comeback down in Texas.
An authentic soccer table 2 comments
Well . . . That was unexpected . . 14 comments
Mount St. Helens before and after the eruption of 1980 12 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
No guest, they aren't. The difference is barely 5°.
It looks different because thats how much of the mountain was fucking blown off. Somethin like the top quarter and one whole side were vaporized.
Those aren't even before and after pics. They are before and now. You can see the cone rebuilding itself in the crater. That didn't begin until long after the eruption.
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It looks different because thats how much of the mountain was fucking blown off. Somethin like the top quarter and one whole side were vaporized.
Those aren't even before and after pics. They are before and now. You can see the cone rebuilding itself in the crater. That didn't begin until long after the eruption.
DnD 4 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
This rates up there with the legendary Old Man Henderson. Look that one up on 1d4Chan.
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Human eyes don't shine 5 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Callin' bs on this. I've seen eye shine on humans in person. Besides, what do you think red-eye is in flash photography?
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True hero! 14 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
The engine failed is a really nice way of saying the engine fucking exploded at 35,000 feet and the debris ripped open the fusulage.
Resulting in her needing to get the craft under 10,000 feet as soon as possible. She did it in less than 5 minutes. In comercial air, that might as well have been a vertical dive. In a crippled comercial airliner.
Hero? You're goddamned right.
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Resulting in her needing to get the craft under 10,000 feet as soon as possible. She did it in less than 5 minutes. In comercial air, that might as well have been a vertical dive. In a crippled comercial airliner.
Hero? You're goddamned right.
Even Netflix knows 3 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
I don't know about all of you, but I prefer just a little bit of literacy in my entertainment. I don't want to feel as though my inteligence is being insulted with every passing second.
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Serious beating 5 comments
Procrastination 1 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Alternatively, you travel so much that you never truely unpack. You live out of a suitcase, even at home.
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Wow 20 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Your downvote of Matt suggests that we are supposed to and that it's better to wallow in the rampany jealousy of a psyco than having some damned self respect and standing up for ourselves.
Yes, please do elaborate. We're waiting.
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Yes, please do elaborate. We're waiting.
Life problems 7 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Not to mention the 19 hours of lag.
I'd say that's a testament to human ingenuity and craftsmanship, as well as "their" ability to choose a shit router and install it wrong.
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I'd say that's a testament to human ingenuity and craftsmanship, as well as "their" ability to choose a shit router and install it wrong.
Sad little man 2 comments
This is cute 1 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
I don't care what kind if uniform it is or where, if you are in uniform and a kid salutes you... you salute back with parade ground perfection.
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Surprise! 3 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
We are becoming a police state where there are speech crimes and speech police... and it isn't a take over. It's a natural reactionary progression to what has been happening, it is even being asked for.
Where does one draw the line on allowing the erosion of personal freedom under the guise that it grants us safety? We won't know until it is crossed and too late to go back.
Orson Wells was right.
Welcome to the new normal.
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Where does one draw the line on allowing the erosion of personal freedom under the guise that it grants us safety? We won't know until it is crossed and too late to go back.
Orson Wells was right.
Welcome to the new normal.
a vs AAA 6 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
NOW LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!
aaaagh...
BULLSHIT, YOU DIDN'T CONVINCE ME.
LET ME SEE YOUR REAL WAR FACE!!
AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
YOU DIDN'T SCARE ME! WORK ON IT!
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aaaagh...
BULLSHIT, YOU DIDN'T CONVINCE ME.
LET ME SEE YOUR REAL WAR FACE!!
AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
YOU DIDN'T SCARE ME! WORK ON IT!
This little boy's snoot has a paw mark on it 3 comments
Best quality 3 comments
smitty
· 6 years ago
Maybe the joke lies in that this iteration of Paper Mario was on the Wii which was 480p.
