Smitty

smitty

I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty
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Bartender! Pour me another.

Bartender! Pour me another.
by smitty 7 years ago
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I am an angry, jaded, cynical bastard. Sometimes I even let it show.

I am an angry, jaded, cynical bastard. Sometimes I even let it show.
by smitty 7 years ago
1162 likes

You're welcome.

You're welcome.
by smitty 7 years ago
986 likes
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It's how science works!

It's how science works!
by smitty 7 years ago
1554 likes
10

WTF did they eat!?

WTF did they eat!?
by smitty 7 years ago
1035 likes
7

Set course and engage... CAN'T STOP ME NOW!!

Set course and engage... CAN'T STOP ME NOW!!
by smitty 7 years ago
1146 likes

I mean really, who plans these things?

I mean really, who plans these things?
by smitty 7 years ago
461 likes
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Do you visit PostSecret? You should, it casts things in sharp relief.

Do you visit PostSecret? You should, it casts things in sharp relief.
by smitty 7 years ago
1175 likes
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Today's episode has been brought to you by the letters D and P, and the number 69.

Today's episode has been brought to you by the letters D and P, and the number 69.
by smitty 7 years ago
1077 likes
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I used to travel extensively for work, this was true every where I went.

I used to travel extensively for work, this was true every where I went.
by smitty 7 years ago
1089 likes
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