Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty Report User
I think he would approve.
An important point to remember. It's also helpful to consiter if you're a writer.
Yo, where my pluviophile homies at?
Clean up was easy. When it hit the news, people just started showing up with trashbags.
Cause I'm free to do what I want any old time And I'm free to be who I choose any old time
No milk stories? I beg to differ.
Done right, you can haunt their favorite places for years.
I'm actually surprised to not hear it when I watch the movies. I swore it was said.
If intelligent life is watching us right now, this is the best explanation. We're creeps.