Smitty

smitty

I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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Oh bother...

Oh bother...

Low budget romance... and it's actually really sweet.

Low budget romance... and it's actually really sweet.

I'm from New England... can confirm.

I'm from New England... can confirm.

I keep them in there for caller ID reasons. Just in case...

I keep them in there for caller ID reasons. Just in case...

Actually cute, not that bad of a relationship goal.

Actually cute, not that bad of a relationship goal.

And I've baptized a few cats. It ain't easy or pretty.

And I've baptized a few cats. It ain't easy or pretty.

Twice as bright, half as long, burnt at both ends... whatever you do, make it worth it.

Twice as bright, half as long, burnt at both ends... whatever you do, make it worth it.

For all you emotional masochists out on the town.

For all you emotional masochists out on the town.

How about you?

How about you?

Hey ladies, F*ck Boi crawling back? Drop this bombshell on them:

Hey ladies, F*ck Boi crawling back? Drop this bombshell on them: