Smitty

smitty

I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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I'm hungry and I have stuff to do. I'm gonna have to go out at some point.

I'm hungry and I have stuff to do. I'm gonna have to go out at some point.

Don't mind me. Just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Don't mind me. Just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

No, but I know the cheat code. It's money. Lots and lots of money.

No, but I know the cheat code. It's money. Lots and lots of money.

Flu season is right around the corner. Drink up.

Flu season is right around the corner. Drink up.

Already stole your girl... all y'alls girls.

Already stole your girl... all y'alls girls.

Pour me another.

Pour me another.

Yeah baby, you know how I like it.

Yeah baby, you know how I like it.

Yo quiero cuatro.

Yo quiero cuatro.

I kinda did once. It was surprisingly liberating.

I kinda did once. It was surprisingly liberating.

Pure pharmaceutical grade D'aawww. Use with caution.

Pure pharmaceutical grade D'aawww. Use with caution.