Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty Report User
Preemptive deprecation.
Only deferred misery.
Try harder, fail faster.
Guys are relentless. It's what we do.
Boo!
I get all four seasons up here.
Keep 'em guessing.
Move over RBF, here comes the RASKF.
My list is as long as my arm.
Being legal helps.