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I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
— Smitty

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I would take a boomworm girlfreind to a book shop every weekend.

I would take a boomworm girlfreind to a book shop every weekend.

Your true colors, shining through.

Your true colors, shining through.

I don't remember how long I layed on the kitchen floor for.

I don't remember how long I layed on the kitchen floor for.

Also includes derisive, shrieking laughter... But I vocalize that.

Also includes derisive, shrieking laughter... But I vocalize that.

Preemptive deprecation.

Preemptive deprecation.

Only deferred misery.

Only deferred misery.

Try harder, fail faster.

Try harder, fail faster.

Guys are relentless. It's what we do.

Guys are relentless. It's what we do.

Boo!

Boo!

I get all four seasons up here.

I get all four seasons up here.