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I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.
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No milk stories? I beg to differ.

No milk stories? I beg to differ.

Done right, you can haunt their favorite places for years.

Done right, you can haunt their favorite places for years.

I'm actually surprised to not hear it when I watch the movies. I swore it was said.

I'm actually surprised to not hear it when I watch the movies. I swore it was said.

If intelligent life is watching us right now, this is the best explanation. We're creeps.

If intelligent life is watching us right now, this is the best explanation. We're creeps.

Disney, Make. This. Happen.

Disney, Make. This. Happen.

With this in mind, I avoid most social media... and I'm the weirdo?

With this in mind, I avoid most social media... and I'm the weirdo?

Perhaps this may help some of you.

Perhaps this may help some of you.

Mooom! Throw down some moneyyy! The Taco Man is comiiinnn!!!

Mooom! Throw down some moneyyy! The Taco Man is comiiinnn!!!

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

It's safer being inside.

It's safer being inside.