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The hero we need 31 comments
sortiack · 2 days ago
I know for a fact that people are born with thyroid issues, and the it's harder for them to lose or maintain weight. There are also people how find it hard to gain weight because of their thyroid. My sister is one of those people, and she was to work twice as hard as me, a teenage guy to stay fit and not get fat.
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
sortiack · 5 days ago
Are you a golf course? Because I wanna put my balls in all your holes.
You be the sea and I'll be the Titanic, cause I'll be going down on you tonight.
Are you melted cheese? Because I wanna fondue you
Are you soil? Because I want to plant me seed in you and let my spawn grow
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At least he has nuclear weapons 6 comments
sortiack · 6 days ago
It just says less than 10. 0 nukes is less than 10.
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Every guy should know this 13 comments
sortiack · 6 days ago
not really. It just makes you look messy and like you don't care, and not in a good way
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#Adulting 5 comments
sortiack · 6 days ago
And having netflix could probably stop you
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Die hard 9: Eleven 1 comments
sortiack · 6 days ago
Die hard: real life edition
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Sansa Stark vs Petyr Baelish 5 comments
sortiack · 6 days ago
pedo alert pedo alert pedo alert
Running shit 4 comments
sortiack · 6 days ago
A whole new meaning to a runny stomach
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The ol' switcharoo 2 comments
sortiack · 6 days ago
Why not drink rum while running?
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Every guy should know this 13 comments
sortiack · 6 days ago
Pretty much. One side untucked and unbuttoned somewhere or buttoned wrong is definitely disheveled look
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Andy 3 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
And the writers hated that he had so many hilarious improvised jokes
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The goals in life 2 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
Another thing to add to the bucket list
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Angles 5 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
Mind = fucked
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That why you play with yourself 21 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
Faceapp i think. Or something like that
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Inverted watermelon 7 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
This hurt my brain
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Wise words 8 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
Obviously. This is basic algebra
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OMG!!! Sooooo embarrassing o.O 12 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
But was it for 10 bucky?
OMG!!! Sooooo embarrassing o.O 12 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
Did he get the sucky sucky?
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Humungo burrito banana for scale 6 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
I think you mean apple for scale
Making good use of Newton's 3rd law 5 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
'Muricans
Dad, please! 2 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
Ugh dad. Marrying another monarch to secure power and create alliances is like so last century.
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I mean my parents try to be cool and do this to me now 2 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
Me: Am I too dank for you
kid: KMN
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Screwed up technology we have nowadays 14 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
@ofmonsters You really nailed it with that title
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Sign inside an elevator 4 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
But i thought oil put fires out?
I would always get in so much trouble though when I was finally found 4 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
That moment when your mom talks to your friends mom for an hour, so you get more time to play
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