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Need something more sour? 6 comments
sortiack · 2 weeks ago
Yeah! Now I can finally have a lemon party!
Two peas in a pod! 7 comments
sortiack · 3 weeks ago
I read it as have sex with grapes that have seeds. Anyone else do that?
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How I felt about Ghostbusters 24 comments
sortiack · 3 weeks ago
They were pretty terrible.
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Ok then! 3 comments
sortiack · 4 weeks ago
Part of my leg bone has scene the sunlight. And then I got over 150 stitches in my leg to make sure my bone no longer sees the sun
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He did not expect that 5 comments
sortiack · 4 weeks ago
witch mountain
He did not expect that 5 comments
sortiack · 4 weeks ago
I think it's race to witch mountain
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He did not expect that 5 comments
sortiack · 4 weeks ago
In the actual scene, the girls says the rocks name in the movie, and he's like how did you know my name! And she replies it's on the name tag thing thats in taxis
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Why Men and Women Cant be friends 3 comments
sortiack · 4 weeks ago
What. Am I the only guy who doesn't want to hook up with all my friends who are girls? And who says you can't like a girl and be just friends with them
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Turning Steve Carell into Gru from Despicable Me 2 comments
sortiack · 5 weeks ago
This is terrifying
Perks of being related to an avenger 6 comments
sortiack · 6 weeks ago
Who learns about the birds and the bees at 18??
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Truth.  17 comments
sortiack · 6 weeks ago
Then again, should we be listening to a man who thinks the earth is flat?
This should be a thing 21 comments
sortiack · 7 weeks ago
15. That's my age and IQ
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The hero we need 31 comments
sortiack · 8 weeks ago
I know for a fact that people are born with thyroid issues, and the it's harder for them to lose or maintain weight. There are also people how find it hard to gain weight because of their thyroid. My sister is one of those people, and she was to work twice as hard as me, a teenage guy to stay fit and not get fat.
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
sortiack · 9 weeks ago
Are you a golf course? Because I wanna put my balls in all your holes.
You be the sea and I'll be the Titanic, cause I'll be going down on you tonight.
Are you melted cheese? Because I wanna fondue you
Are you soil? Because I want to plant me seed in you and let my spawn grow
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At least he has nuclear weapons 6 comments
sortiack · 9 weeks ago
It just says less than 10. 0 nukes is less than 10.
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Every guy should know this 13 comments
sortiack · 9 weeks ago
not really. It just makes you look messy and like you don't care, and not in a good way
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#Adulting 5 comments
sortiack · 9 weeks ago
And having netflix could probably stop you
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Die hard 9: Eleven 1 comments
sortiack · 9 weeks ago
Die hard: real life edition
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Sansa Stark vs Petyr Baelish 5 comments
sortiack · 9 weeks ago
pedo alert pedo alert pedo alert
Running shit 4 comments
sortiack · 9 weeks ago
A whole new meaning to a runny stomach
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The ol' switcharoo 2 comments
sortiack · 9 weeks ago
Why not drink rum while running?
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Every guy should know this 13 comments
sortiack · 9 weeks ago
Pretty much. One side untucked and unbuttoned somewhere or buttoned wrong is definitely disheveled look
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Andy 3 comments
sortiack · 9 weeks ago
And the writers hated that he had so many hilarious improvised jokes
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The goals in life 3 comments
sortiack · 9 weeks ago
Another thing to add to the bucket list
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Angles 5 comments
sortiack · 9 weeks ago
Mind = fucked
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