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Just wholesome pics 6 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
I think its meant to be a video, where instead of fighting they hug each other
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People care about you 8 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
Nah, He gets norbert to cook them for him
Accurate 4 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
Except he isn't leaning with his shot
Phineas and Ferb ! 14 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
"Doofenshmirtz house in the suburbs"
Phineas and Ferb ! 14 comments
sortiack · 1 week ago
*doofenshmirtz evil incorporated* You sang that to yourself, didn't you?
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I'm not even halfway through high school but I want things to change 19 comments
sortiack · 3 weeks ago
Well yeah. Of course people play video games because Video games are cooler. Thats also why people watch movies, read books, watch a TV show. Because whats happening in that thing is better than the majorities of people lives, more intense, awesome and badass than anyone's life, or just more entertaining. Thats why it's called entertainment. Because it's more entertaining than our regular lives. And I think the structure of classes need to change. We should still sometimes buckle down and do the work, but thats not all you do in reality. You should have discussions, debates, present to one another, have projects, stuff like that. I feel like the way something is taught will make a class either better or worse. Depending on my teacher I either hated or loved Science. We learned similar stuff, but one class was boring, all we did was take notes, and the other was fun, we had discussions, played kahoots, and we did take notes, it wasn't the same thing over and over again.
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I'm not even halfway through high school but I want things to change 19 comments
sortiack · 3 weeks ago
The thing is History, Science, math can all be helpful. I'm not saying they will be helpful for everyone, but what about the people who don't know what they want to do? What if someone doesn't know if they want to be an actor or an engineer? They need to learn both of those things in school, so they can choose one of them. If everyone only learns the basics of everything at your school, no one will get into college, and get a further education. I agree that school shouldn't just be siting down for 6-8 hours writing notes, it should be engaging, but somethings you need to sit down and write those notes, because you're going to have to be in meetings all day at some point in your life. I don't enjoy that. I don't necessarily want to take a three hour exam at the end of my grade 12 year, and I don't think that exam should count for 80% of my grade, but I do think sometimes everyone needs sit down get out their notebook and take notes for an hour, because things like that do help you learn
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Sorry for the quality, I only had 5 Minutes on the bus. 21 comments
sortiack · 4 weeks ago
Old hag on a trash bag?
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Get it staright jerks 8 comments
sortiack · 4 weeks ago
What does that image have anything to do with anything
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Visiting Dad at work 5 comments
sortiack · 5 weeks ago
Toronto Maple Leafs FTW!
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Ducking cute! 12 comments
sortiack · 5 weeks ago
They shit everywhere. Canadian geese are actually horrible. They smell bad, are loud and shit everywhere and anywhere. And it's illegal to hunt them so their numbers just increase every year. The place my grandma lives got special permission to cull them because of how awful they were and were negatively affecting the beach and park.
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No more protection 3 comments
sortiack · 5 weeks ago
It does. It has a depth sensor thing. So you'd need a 3D model of their face to open it, and your eyes have to be open for the facial recognition to work.
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Watch your weight 19 comments
sortiack · 5 weeks ago
I'm 15 though and play lots of sports, so when I'm older I'll probably be over 200 pounds and still be at a healthy weight though. So that's why I'm 155 pounds.
Watch your weight 19 comments
sortiack · 5 weeks ago
You must be skinny as fuck then. I'm 6'2" and pretty skinny, but 155 pounds
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Zero Foxtrot 3 comments
sortiack · 6 weeks ago
This is the same squad. The first picture is before drinking, the second is the morning after where they're hungover as fuck and too lazy to put on actual clothes.
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Your patients can really surprise you 9 comments
sortiack · 6 weeks ago
May I ask what he did?
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You can't spell Harassment without Ass and Men 9 comments
sortiack · 6 weeks ago
and hat in what.
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Safe spaces mess you up 3 comments
sortiack · 6 weeks ago
Llama thrusts?
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Wait human, what is this? 3 comments
sortiack · 6 weeks ago
Holy shit. I think I just uncovered a lost artifact from ancient times.
Treat others the way you want to be treated 4 comments
sortiack · 7 weeks ago
Can I just bash everyone equally? Like not to promote anything. Just for the sake of it? It's pretty fun
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These stories are great 10 comments
sortiack · 7 weeks ago
I don't know what your daughter used, but most 3D printers use hard plastic, which is waterproof.
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Friends 8 comments
sortiack · 8 weeks ago
Oh. That makes more sense. The way you worded it made me think you weren't allowed to drink for no reason other than drinking is illegal for underage people, and you parents are overprotective. Your actual reasons make more sense.
Friends 8 comments
sortiack · 8 weeks ago
whoa whoa whoa. Hold up. You have a kid, so i assume you're and adult, but you're not allowed to drink? I can understand the drugs and smoking, but alcohol? That's just weird, and why do you listen to that. I get that they're your parents and all, but you are an adult, you can do what you want.
Superior insectoid oil 5 comments
sortiack · 8 weeks ago
+10 damage
+20 Poison
-30 stealth
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Another tumblr comp 14 comments
sortiack · 8 weeks ago
*Puts on tophat*
Good morning to you my good sir. Quite the beautiful day, if I say so myself. God Save the Que-
*Distraught in British*
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