Yeah I hate buying shoes. I'm a 12.5 but nobody sells shoes that are size 12.5. 12s are too small and 13s are a bit big and my feet slide a bit.

A feminist is someone who supports equal rights. They are fighting for equal pay, equal rights, equal opportunities for men and women. It's called feminism because women have less power than men in most countries and aren't treated the same as men in all countries. A feminazi is someone who believes women are better than men, all men should die, hates men and thinks a man touching her shoulder to give her the $100 she dropped is rape. Two very different things. But because of people who aren't educated in this and believe everything they see on the internet, they assume all feminists are evil, which isn't true.

The apple ones don't break in 3 months, but most other cheaper ones do.

Are they tall?

It's a joke. I put a smiley face next to it so you would realize it was a joke. And you said it's pronounced goff, which does sound like off.

Fuck gogh :)

This would work especially well with Donald Trump and to make sure he doesn't sue, say the character also has small hands.