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Context is important 8 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I'm a man. But I'm not fucking dogs. That's disgusting. I'm fucking horses. God. That sexist pig
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I have definitely made this face 10 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
As a certified white person, I can tell you what this means. It's not really a smile but basically a sigh with your face. It's a "smile" you'd give someone to say, This sucks, or this is a pretty boring situation, or something like that
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Certainly John didn't see this coming! 4 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I wonder how they got that empty suit to look so much like someone is wearing it
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Ken he just leave her alone already? 8 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Ken is probably also a stalker
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Take a nap 43 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I mean you literally have all the time in the world. Taking a nap will won't waste time, since you have an infinite amount of it. And if you take a nap, you will have more energy to fully experience the things on your list
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Take a nap 43 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I'd learn how to fly a plane so I could visit my long distance girlfriend. And I'd take a nap
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Damn, take it easy Google. 1 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
bruh
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Too late for that 8 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I love it when any show breaks the 4th wall
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These puns have gotten out of hand 6 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
They're
These puns have gotten out of hand 6 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
There armed with lots of puns
Sir patrick! 7 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
He is amazing. I love him
Reasons why I procrastinate 5 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
This photo was probably posted 6 months after it was taken
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Wow, for the first time. I got a perfect score 21 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I was like this 2 weeks ago, but school is finally out.
Take a f*cking sip babes 7 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I've heard that if you go outside and it's hot, it's probably hot outside. Not sure though. Might just be an urban legend.
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Cows are very large friends 7 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
My friend got chased off a cliff by cows and she broke her leg.
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Kids today are p*ssies 19 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
My lunch did it at school? Your LUNCH did it at SCHOOl?
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I AM AT MY WIT'S END HERE 67 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
@chilledtothebone That's fine. I meant to type I think believing you were an animal in your previous life is fine.
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I AM AT MY WIT'S END HERE 67 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
The definition of kin is literally "one's relatives." And that is what merriam webster says. If you don't believe me her is a link https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/kin . I don't think believing you are an animal reincarnated is fine. Thinking you are an animal in a humans body, is weird and isn't normal.
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I AM AT MY WIT'S END HERE 67 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
It means family/relative. But it is now also used for what Serosenpai said.
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Beauty comes in of shames and sizes 2 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I don't like french fries...
The first sentence explains it 80 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Maybe someones stalking you
President garrison 8 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
And SNL. Basically every comedian ever
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Shots fired! 63 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
This is amazing
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I prefer to go first, just to get it over with 4 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I love giving presentations, so when I had a good presentation I would volunteer to go first, so people who went after me wouldn't look as good.
It would be fun they said 11 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Nobody deserves that