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At least he has nuclear weapons 6 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
It just says less than 10. 0 nukes is less than 10.
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Every guy should know this 13 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
not really. It just makes you look messy and like you don't care, and not in a good way
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#Adulting 5 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
And having netflix could probably stop you
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Die hard 9: Eleven 1 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Die hard: real life edition
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Sansa Stark vs Petyr Baelish 5 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
pedo alert pedo alert pedo alert
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Running shit 4 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
A whole new meaning to a runny stomach
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The ol' switcharoo 2 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Why not drink rum while running?
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Every guy should know this 13 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Pretty much. One side untucked and unbuttoned somewhere or buttoned wrong is definitely disheveled look
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Andy 3 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
And the writers hated that he had so many hilarious improvised jokes
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The goals in life 3 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Another thing to add to the bucket list
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That why you play with yourself 21 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Faceapp i think. Or something like that
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Wise words 8 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Obviously. This is basic algebra
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OMG!!! Sooooo embarrassing o.O 12 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
But was it for 10 bucky?
OMG!!! Sooooo embarrassing o.O 12 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Did he get the sucky sucky?
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Making good use of Newton's 3rd law 5 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
'Muricans
Dad, please! 2 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Ugh dad. Marrying another monarch to secure power and create alliances is like so last century.
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I mean my parents try to be cool and do this to me now 2 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Me: Am I too dank for you
kid: KMN
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Screwed up technology we have nowadays 15 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
@ofmonsters You really nailed it with that title
Sign inside an elevator 5 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
But i thought oil put fires out?
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I would always get in so much trouble though when I was finally found 4 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
That moment when your mom talks to your friends mom for an hour, so you get more time to play
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This is the cutest cosplay ever! 2 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I had to punch a brick wall 30 times to feel manly again after seeing this
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Kojima you snitch 5 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
God dammit Kojima. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS KOJIMA!
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Alex morgan mid-shot 12 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Damn
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I wanna pet them 4 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
I think about all the dogs I have and will pet
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Wise words 8 comments
sortiack · 7 years ago
Idiots these days. Everyone knows humans generate electricity through our hair which are tiny solar panels, and we use the energy immediately. Duh
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