Some of these labels are wild. Guitar hero? BIC? Soundcloud???

All around me are familiar faces...

This is how broke I am.

Jim Moriarty. Hi!

Can we add onto this? I too have a creepy young child.

I'm doing this

Fuck you monica

This is a Zombie Run! They host marathons like this all over the country, and they're really fun!

I looked at the website and it sounds like they're going to steal my kidneys. I'm going.

I got so fucking sad for a moment

I used to live in a long house that had a medium sized room near the back. We always kept the door open to it, because our animals liked to go in there and sleep. The room was only used for storage, and due to blackout blinds, generally wasn't very well lit. One day, my 4 year old niece comes over to play, and she keeps looking through the door at this darkened room. Thinking nothing of it, I just disregard it, until it's time to leave, and she waves at it. I ask her why she did that, and she just says, "I'm saying goodbye to the monster." I've never been more freaked out in my life.

How tf is that possibly going to work

That's so cute!

I broke my thumb playing frisbee

I'm a daddy, but I don't have any kids.

Richard Armitage, Thorin, is also in the MCU, as is Hugo Weaving, who was Elrond. I'm just waiting for Orlando Bloom to join

Gal Gadot shamefully remembering she has a husband

Relationship goals

I love how Jim initially tried to stop him before just going "fuck it"