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And I thought they smelled bad on the outside 8 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
I've seen this before but it's still funny.
What!!! 47 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
I just stared at this for like two minutes, wondering what the fuck am I seeing
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3 types of drunk people 8 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
i'm carl, my mom is dean and my aunt is rick. lmao
perfume 14 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
lmao same here
Metal gear salad 5 3 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
Metal Gear Solid 5 gets me hard too
Gryffindor Malfoy and Slytherin Harry 25 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
I want this so bad, right now. Harry indeed does look hot, but so does Draco in his unkept way.
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3spoopy5me 8 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
When I'm presented with posts like this, I get creeped out about my body. o_o
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This is a bit harsh 8 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
The second one's face actually looks like 'Surprise, Motherfucka!'
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#nofilter 17 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
Thank you, Sincere Milkshake. <3
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#nofilter 17 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
This image should make me quit, but I'm about to spark up another one. I suppose this makes me want to at least set a date and time to quit. I don't want that being my lungs. >:(
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This is Ben. He has a hat 13 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
He looks like an old trucker. lmao
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Point well made 20 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
That's because while Satan is real. There's no such thing as a burning hell you go to to be tortured when you die depending on what kind of person you were in life. It'd make no sense. Satan wants you to do bad things. Mmkay?
The way my brain actually works 8 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
I wish my brain would stop doing this. It's irritating.
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That face swap though 4 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
It strangely looks like it belongs that way. XDD
Gem I found on a rest stop bench 5 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
This as gold. Reminds me of my deceased Uncle, he would have so told a joke like that.
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Street performer plays techno music on buckets and woks 5 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
This was awesome!
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b*tch and Jerk.. Mine SrCha 9 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
lmao it's still nice to have someone be your jerk or bitch, even without the badassery.
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Divorce lawyers after they heard same-sex marriage law 8 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
Burn after reading.
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b*tch and Jerk.. Mine SrCha 9 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
It's Sam and Dean!
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What's your favorite type of joker? 35 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
I like them all differently, for different reasons. Though I'll form more of an opinion on psychopath Joker when the movie comes out.
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Gawd sammy 4 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
lmao Ahh, John Winchester.
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We'll never give up on you Pluto 5 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
We love you, Pluto.
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Cute illustrations remind us why pregnant women deserve our seats more than we do 21 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
That's what I was wondering. I mean, I don't know. I could wait for a pregnant chick to ask me to get up for her.
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Leto will nail it 26 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
I have faith in Leto that he'll do a good job. He's a great actor, and pushes himself to the limits.
Cards against humanity 5 comments
sushistorm · 8 years ago
hahaha, I saw this the other day. Still funny.