texasranger

texasranger


I love the USA, the great state of Texas and funsubstance

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The humour was spot on in this movie, especially from Thor 4 comments
texasranger · 17 hours ago
Marvel: "hey lets get the shortest actor in hollywood to play the biggest character in our movie!"
Casting: LOLZ
Peter: LOLZ
Us: LOLZ
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This cant be unseen 11 comments
texasranger · 1 day ago
Oh lawd no
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Sadly she didn't survive due to several internal stingray wounds 6 comments
texasranger · 5 days ago
And they say Australia is scary. Im a camp counselor amd i found a legit hand sized spider on my cabin porch.
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The tough ones last!! 5 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
Yes
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Experiment 113 comments
texasranger · 2 weeks ago
The term "experiment in freedom" was coined in the 1780s by several american politicians and authors to describe the situation they found themselves in. We know we didnt invent democracy or freedom. The greeks invented democracy. Hell even the British Empire had parlament at the time. So we definitely didnt invent democracy. "Experiment in freedom" simply references a time when America was a fledgling democracy surrounded by colonial territories of monarchies and they didnt know if the country would survive a decade.
Experiment 113 comments
texasranger · 2 weeks ago
Absolutely like i was in europe a few weeks ago and here i am standing in a cathedral 3 times as old as my whole country
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Experiment 113 comments
texasranger · 2 weeks ago
What if I told you that no country that has ever exhisted is without the stain of innocent blood. Ideals are Peaceful History is Violent and nations are built upon a foundation of gravestones. Does that make it ok sertainly not. But does that make the United States a bastion of evil and immortality. No. In my opinion both of these guys are wrong. One is naive the other is a close minded cynic.
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Lovely 9 comments
texasranger · 3 weeks ago
*grabs popcorn*
Tom Cruise with his stunt double 13 comments
texasranger · 3 weeks ago
Ummm im pretty sure thats just tom with himself because Tom does ALOT of his own stunts if not all of them. But i could be trippin
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The never ending library! 6 comments
texasranger · 3 weeks ago
Like its identical except for the glowy sci fyness
The never ending library! 6 comments
texasranger · 3 weeks ago
Looks like the jedi library
Texans know 5 comments
texasranger · 4 weeks ago
First Whataburger meme ive seen on here. Proud of yall
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Probably the best Lola Bunny cosplay by Luxlo 11 comments
texasranger · 4 weeks ago
What do ya want whiskers??
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"It's my first time" 2 comments
texasranger · 4 weeks ago
Cuttlefish
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Invention of twins 3 comments
texasranger · 4 weeks ago
Find the evil twin
Nit mine 6 comments
texasranger · 4 weeks ago
Maise nooooo
Probably the best Lola Bunny cosplay by Luxlo 11 comments
texasranger · 4 weeks ago
Under her shirt. Didnt you pay attention in health class??
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What's the backstory 22 comments
texasranger · 4 weeks ago
*munches popcorn
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What's the backstory 22 comments
texasranger · 5 weeks ago
Right! Read a book you uncultured swine
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The biggest crime ever! 14 comments
texasranger · 5 weeks ago
Im like Ted Mosby. "Actually guys.."
The biggest crime ever! 14 comments
texasranger · 5 weeks ago
I am really fun actually. I provide drunken trivia answers.
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This will surely offend a few. 36 comments
texasranger · 5 weeks ago
And on the flip side. I dont believe anybody should get extra famous points just because they are gay. If they made a contribution to society and altered the course of history (like alan turing did) then awesome they should celebrated. So what if hes gay. Yeah its his story and its worth being told. But he didnt change history because hes gay. He changed history because hes a fucking genius and sought to end the war.
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When the headlines start with "Florida man" you know its gonna be dumb af 4 comments
texasranger · 5 weeks ago
Im pretty sure Florida is just a whole state on drugs
The biggest crime ever! 14 comments
texasranger · 5 weeks ago
I think those are all depictions of the moment that Judas kissed Jesus to Indicate him to the Romans. But i could be trippin'
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