The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby

Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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No matter how much I sleep I'm always still exhausted

No matter how much I sleep I'm always still exhausted
by the_average_gatsby 4 years ago
1270 likes
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Sorry not sorry

Not safe for work
by the_average_gatsby 4 years ago Hidden
201 likes
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If I ever do cave and see a therapist, they'll probably be able to retire off it

If I ever do cave and see a therapist, they'll probably be able to retire off it
by the_average_gatsby 5 years ago
1172 likes
5

I take exception to this; the t*tty calendar is from THIS year

I take exception to this; the t*tty calendar is from THIS year
by the_average_gatsby 5 years ago
985 likes
2

Voltaire's is the best

Voltaire's is the best
by the_average_gatsby 5 years ago
1205 likes
8

I'm at the highest point in my life so far, and I can't feel anything

I'm at the highest point in my life so far, and I can't feel anything
by the_average_gatsby 5 years ago
1064 likes
7

Cosmic d*ck energy

Cosmic d*ck energy
by the_average_gatsby 5 years ago
1140 likes
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Life saving technology

Life saving technology
by the_average_gatsby 5 years ago
1054 likes
2

This is what I'll show people from now on when they ask what Nebraska is like

This is what I'll show people from now on when they ask what Nebraska is like
by the_average_gatsby 5 years ago
895 likes
2

Days 'til summer: 68

Days 'til summer: 68
by the_average_gatsby 5 years ago
734 likes
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