The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Girls trying to flirt 16 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 days ago
"Was she flirting or is she just clumsy?"- guy who wants to make a move but isn't confident with reading signals
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Kicks are for Kids 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 days ago
Or a real crisp high five
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Kicks are for Kids 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 days ago
I mean I'd kick most kids for 10 mil, but maybe I'm just an asshole
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Rocket boosted tank 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
The soviets, so yeah
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I just wonder if the one in front of him is the boss 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
That's St. Mattis in the picture frame
Red tailed hawk in Alabama that survived an arrow shot through it 15 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Not even worried about it
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#FTS i'm out 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Okay but that means somebody definitely fucked a duck with an endoscope
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We are meme generators 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
-Me leaving therapy
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Cobra chicken 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Accurate
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Human tears 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
And definitely not cruelty free
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Is manual better than automatic? 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 weeks ago
Of course
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True 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 weeks ago
Shit I'm like that now
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1955 bentley sultan rebodied roadster 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 weeks ago
The fenders have sections that open up
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confession bear; the voice 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 weeks ago
IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST OF YOU?
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confession bear; the voice 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 weeks ago
Holdin' you
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Does anyone know the rhyme to this? 17 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 weeks ago
Blowie on the glowie?
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Looks like the one my dad had 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 weeks ago
Man I'd kill to find a complete cabinet like that. Analog audio rocks
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Small town stuff 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 weeks ago
Because we know it's worse elsewhere
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PlayStation in a pool 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 weeks ago
Conversation pits are my shit, so this pleases me
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Wait a minute 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 weeks ago
*tags the chief*
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Well drawn cat 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 3 weeks ago
Cake
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Interstellar 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 3 weeks ago
Basically a 100 year old line of math nearly broke a multimillion dollar uber computer
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Oh no 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 3 weeks ago
Poor baby
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This moose was struck by lightning 20 comments
the_average_gatsby · 3 weeks ago
Portrait of a hard motherfucker
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