The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


ASE certified in covering up my traumas and emotional damage with black comedy

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Absolute madman 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 18 hours ago
"Blasting rope" has to be my favorite innuendo for jerking off
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Fireworks (Spooky Story) 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
For cremating their yappy dog
Donald trump 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
Just because the diver called out his PR stunt mini sub debacle
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7 hours tops. 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
Nah, like 3-4 hours tops
Failing to lift a giant concrete ball 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
Its a copypasta thing
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Failing to lift a giant concrete ball 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
This kills the man
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Now the cat looks cool too 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
I really like this, except if anyone's wearing a button down with the collar popped it's the square boyfriend
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Tough times 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
I want summer camps to have faux campaigns against eachother, like with paintball guns or some shit. Would be pretty rad
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Uh-oh 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
Hardcore
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Now you gay 18 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
I suppose not, though I empathize with your shitty childhood and repressed sexuality
Uh-oh 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
Yeah nobody is drinking more than one sip of vodka by accident
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Now you gay 18 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
Are you me?
Now you gay 18 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
That was much more in depth than I had anticipated
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Now you gay 18 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
Is it that op is gay?
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He's the smart one 25 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 days ago
"Lin-jerry"
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Silly sea flap 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 3 days ago
Sea ray strokies
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Welcome to lebanon 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 days ago
Sell sexy police calendars. Boom, no more debt
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"Ah, I see my reputation precedes me." ;) 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 days ago
What power?
Could you repeat that 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 days ago
Relevant username
:notlikethis: 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 days ago
It'd raise the resistance but they'd still get a healthy zap
Anons had a rough life 15 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 days ago
It is kinda nice to vent to people who get where I'm coming from. The best reaction I've gotten from people I know is "what? just cheer up"
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Anon is brave 38 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 days ago
Which makes her brave because... why exactly?
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