The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


ASE certified in covering up my traumas and emotional damage with black comedy

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Great to see Plank is doing something with his life. 1 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 hour ago
Staff sarn't plank
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I saw a building once...long ago 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 13 hours ago
All the plains states are. Unless you live here you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between nebraska, iowa, kansas, indiana, Illinois, ohio, and prolly northern missouri and oklahoma
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Avengers stunt doubles 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 17 hours ago
Caps double looks more like clint than clints double
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Is this the real life 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
No escape from reality...
I can relate 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
I mean sex is sex, but the emotional intamacy that makes up the fluffy stuff just feels, I dunno, special? But I'm emotionally fucked up so YMMV
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Hmmmmmm 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
IT LOOKS LIKA FACKING SPACE ALIEN I CANT BREATHE
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Fake it till you make it 1 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
Thats a real mercedes, somebody must have snatched his ornament
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How do I keep F**king up 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 3 days ago
Well you're not wrong
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Green dot is where I was workin at in Alaska. 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 3 days ago
Cool, you on an oil exploration crew?
How do I keep F**king up 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 3 days ago
I'm skeptical that you could, yet intrigued that you may
He was probably lion there in regret 12 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 days ago
*Sarcastically plays god's plan*
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This puppy was reported lmao 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 days ago
Looks like a weiner dog to me
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Savage 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 days ago
You... you jizz in your own coffee? Whatever floats your boat man
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I love you 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 days ago
Its lacking All Might saying something hilariously cheesy
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All I can say is WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F*(K IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!! 29 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 days ago
I think somebody needs to "adopt" these two bastards
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Mustache harley 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
I desparately want a Lobo movie, but im scared DC would just fuck it up
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12 minutes tall 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
12 MOA
Or the scooby gang 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Only problen being thats a 66 GTO/tempest not an impala
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thats where babies come from 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
A very eloquent summation
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Absolute madlad! HE DID IT! 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Hah get fucked VICE
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thats where babies come from 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
I wanna touch the pole
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Meat is murder? Yeah, right 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
People like that should be tried for animal cruelty
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Some useful info, for y’all to know! 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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I'm glad I don't come across stuff like this at 1am 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
So if you think about it, there are as many different realities as there are people in the world
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Knowing is living 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Oooooh somebody else who prays to the machine gods. Cool