the_average_gatsby
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Careful outside 16 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Plus you can get skin cancer. I've got to go get a chunk taken off because i'm an asshole and didn't use sun screen
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the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
That's true, but it's when it devolves into a neurosis that compels you to berate somebody else who doesn't do it as safely as you might that it becomes a problem. There really isn't a way to make old cars safer, and if you don't want to drive them that's totally fine, but don't come after me because i prefer them over modern cars
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the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Oh get over yourselves. I'm not saying go out and fucking die, I'm saying if you let percieved safety dictate what you do then it's gonna be a long, boring life. Life isn't safe, you could drop dead right now for absolutely no reason, so why should I sweat driving an old car? Besides if you really think driving is so dangerous that you need a safety bubble then maybe just take the bus
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the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Yeah, actually it is. Life without risk isn't life, and I'd much rather live a short life doing what i love than live a long one full of regret
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the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
@ajhedges maybe, but I'm of the thinking that a car's soul isn't something they're built with, but rather a manifestation of character that comes from years of love and appreciation from their owners. A new car can certainly aquire a soul, but they don't start with it.
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the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
I don't. Classic steel 'till i fucking die (I do see how it would appeal to the safety conscious, but new cars have no soul)
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Bad luck Brian : Prison Edition 4 comments
Don't move a muscle 1 comments
Just a woman posing with a tornado, 1989 6 comments
Benghazi then and now 4 comments
Work first play later 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Im not out camping so I can get pissed at an inanimate object, im here for a good time. And I don't need power and a shower, i just want something i can drag down the jeep trails to keep me and my shit dry in a storm
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Work first play later 5 comments
The top of this camper is a boat 2 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Yep yep, and there are rod holder slots hidden behind the tail lights of the wagon pulling it
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German intensifies 19 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Everybody laughs, but I'm sad to say that'll be the states too eventually
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1940s sound effect in comic books 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Having been hit with a piece of sheet steel, I can confirm that it does in fact make a WANK noise.
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Double evil 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Meh, its not like they're uncomfortable. Ugly sure, i wouldn't want to be seen in them, but they're pretty comfy. And a class period's what, 30 to 50min, depending on where you are? Stow them after class and go on about your buisiness
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Double evil 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
@thatguyyouknow oh please, they're probably like what, 5 cents at goodwill? For a free homework assignment? Worth it every fucking day of the week. I'm a proud man, but not too proud to play a teacher's game to score some free points
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