the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy— The_average_Gatsby Report User
This is heartwarming 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Maybe I'm just a cynic, but this sounds fake as hell
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Honey get the camera 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Not just dads, but midwesterners in general. Twisters are like bug zappers to us for some fuckin reason
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The danger of bending over in front of a large cat 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
The dangerous intersect of things that want to bite your ass and things that can fit your whole ass cheek in their mouth
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This right here, is a big Mood 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
I'm glad to see DeNiro and Pacino laughing, I dont know I could handle them being wrapped up in it
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Someone called this template shower thoughts for psychopaths so here you go 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Hello and welcome back to another round of "crime writer or serial killer". With us today is @notsocool. Mr/Ms cool, why don't you tell us a little about yourself?
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Edited 5 years ago
Happy birthday Rubble 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Rubble looks exactly how you would expect a 30yr old cat to look like
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They did make good music though 1 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Their songs are all either A- talking out their problems, B- banging out their problems, or C- Rhiannon
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How many males feel we need this? 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
All I can see happening is you rest your hog in the weiner groove just to have the piss ricochet off the back of the sink and onto your shirt
Ready for anything 3 comments
Date him THEN Eat him 9 comments
Witcher good 13 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
I like the witcher, but this is a literal "and then everybody clapped"
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Who would win a bright boi or some chainsaw d*ldo 17 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
The chainsword is a brutal weapon reflective of the world its built for
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The Federation confuses the Borg 7 comments
Don't say you like the anime if you haven't read the manga 2 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Willem Dafoe was perfect as ryuk though. But otherwise yeah a forgettable adaptation
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Ah yes Walmart helpful as always 11 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
They also dumped any "assault weapons" and ammunition in associated calibers, but being a business first and foremost they clearanced the stuff and sold it instead of sending it back. Still pissed I missed out on all that cheap ammo
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Nightmare or Fantasy ? 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
As someone who's simultaneously fascinated and terrified by truly huge sea creatures, I love/hate the idea of live megalodons
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The problem with pizza delivery 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 6 years ago
The old spanish lady was trying to tempt the pizza girl into joining her telenovela
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