the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy— The_average_Gatsby Report User
Rotatoes. Scooby doo had it right all along 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
I'm glad to see i wasn't the only one
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Aftermath of a bear attack and its reconstruction 19 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Yeah I was thinking he ended up looking pretty alright considering the hamburger mess they had to work with
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You know the Thing 20 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
The thing is... he might be better than trump, but thats all he is. And that bar is so low its 5 feet underground
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You know the Thing 20 comments
Drug abuse does crazy things to people 6 comments
Drug abuse does crazy things to people 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
I know how she feels, it took a long time to find a doctor or dentist that would believe me. Thankfully my current guy gets it (shoutout to doc Rezac if you're on here for some reason)
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Drug abuse does crazy things to people 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Very not fun fact: I have a super high tolerance for anesthetic, and as a result procedures that shouldn't hurt hurt immensely! I found this out at the ripe old age of ten and now I'm afraid of doctors and dentists
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Fishy Fun Day #13: Catfish @parisqeen 1 comments
Can't handle it 4 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
My brain: Time to be abrasive and push them away
Me: y tho
Brain: they're pitying you for being such a miserably sad person. Accepting their affection means accepting that you're a miserable POS
Me: understandable, have a nice day
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Edited 5 years ago
Me: y tho
Brain: they're pitying you for being such a miserably sad person. Accepting their affection means accepting that you're a miserable POS
Me: understandable, have a nice day
Fishy Fun Day #3: Great Barracuda @happy_frog 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Barracuda is so tightly linked to cars in my mind that i totally forgot its actually the name for a toothy sea missile. Excellent fish all the same, 10/10
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