Tel Johnson

theboss


I'm a baseball player, and I'm 16. That's about it.

— Tel Johnson Report User
20 years in a circus in peru, Free now 6 comments
theboss · 7 years ago
Pumas only live 21-23 years, tops. Unfortunately, that animal doesn't have much to live in the wild.
Let's support local businesses 11 comments
theboss · 8 years ago
Yeah but how many people does that "big corporation" provide jobs for? And in turn, put food on their table. Two sides to every story.
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I do nazi a (big) problem with these jokes 13 comments
theboss · 8 years ago
I understand what you guys are saying about dealing with that kind of a situation with humor, I just really don't see that as the case here. (With the possible exception of novelus). I think most of the comments were just people being insistence to those who have actually been hurt by it.
I do nazi a (big) problem with these jokes 13 comments
theboss · 8 years ago
Down* voted.
I do nazi a (big) problem with these jokes 13 comments
theboss · 8 years ago
This is horrible. Millions of people died at the hands of one of the most evil men in the history of the world, and you guys continually make jokes about it. I laugh at dark humor too, but these kind of jokes are really too much. I know I sound like your grandmother, but those of you who made the jokes should be ashamed. This is completely disgraceful.
I'm sure this will get doe voted to oblivion but I don't care, it need to be said.
When You Tell Vin Diesel he Is Beautiful 5 comments
theboss · 8 years ago
... That's not vin diesel
Cutlery drawer 4 comments
theboss · 9 years ago
I always assumed everyone used the order of: knife, big fork, little fork, big spoon, little spoon.
Hey, hello there 4 comments
theboss · 10 years ago
"They said there were cheetahs here..."
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He is not amused 10 comments
theboss · 10 years ago
Giraffe has had enough of your shit.
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Toy story 37 comments
theboss · 10 years ago
Feels overload
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Game changer 6 comments
theboss · 10 years ago
Chick dick for the win
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Life hack 10 comments
theboss · 10 years ago
Who doesn't need to put a hole in a potato occasionally?
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Mergency 1 comments
theboss · 10 years ago
Haha 'mergency room
How we see each other 3 comments
theboss · 10 years ago
Heh, that's funny because the rest of the world saw the USA win the Olympics last time they were held.
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How did you discover FunSubstance? 260 comments
theboss · 10 years ago
Instagram!
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Abstinence is only 99.99% effective. 67 comments
theboss · 10 years ago
But what about the babies choice?
How to dry your socks on the go 6 comments
theboss · 10 years ago
Oh good! I've been meaning to find a new way to dry my socks on the go...
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Math is useful 10 comments
theboss · 10 years ago
I tried to figure this out.. But.. My head hurts now >:(
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True Story. 4 comments
theboss · 10 years ago
Patrick's face is better than all the rest of them.
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Friends, huh? 12 comments
theboss · 10 years ago
What should you do? Continue to be awesome. That's what.
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I see what you did there, Oreo 5 comments
theboss · 10 years ago
It's making fun of the iPhones.. If it were an iPhone, it would say via iPhone.. But instead it says via Oreo.
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New trend at the office 1 comments
theboss · 10 years ago
That picture is on the fridge of the office I clean!! x)
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Pretty cool 51 comments
theboss · 10 years ago
Those aren't Tarzans cloths. Tarzan wore a friggen rag lol.. Though they probably couldn't show Jane in that
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Time paradox 6 comments
theboss · 10 years ago
Ahh! My mind hurts!
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How ice cream sandwiches are made 13 comments
theboss · 10 years ago
This made my day.
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