Look at me totally being productive

When you're back to pooping your pants.

The monster ate the pilot

"I just got three guys hooked on cigarettes!"

50 cents is still a payment.

"It'll never last."

Palpatine was real?

No means no dude.

I'm about to type up a happy ending

Diabeetus

Go for the vulnerable parts. Don't directly attack the shielded areas!

Incestuously.

Is that...fancy feast?

He's still gonna get in

And that's how I found out I was gay

That's what folders are for

A whale returning to the sea?

The sheer surprise on his face made me laugh

*Sigh...unzips*

Bury a small box with 50 one dollar bills inside and let the kid find it one day.