Intresting if true 16 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Interesting fact: The concrete we use today is not as durable as Roman concrete. The Romans used volcanic ash as part of the mix and the result lasts thousands of years without rebar or metal reinforcement. What we use now is good for about 400 years with metal reinforcement.
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Happy Thanksgiving to all Who Serve 4 comments
R rated means R rated 15 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Grace , you whore. Take your son to see Spiderman. It's wholesome. And he'll feel better when he lives with your sister because you died of AIDS.
Deadpool
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Deadpool
Shooting a frozen shotgun 3 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Yep that would work. Oil isn't going to freeze and the rest is just springs.
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I have 2 Michaels. This is the scary one. Smh. 10 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Well now your stalker has a turtle and a kitten. That's like extra credit right?
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True 18 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Well why don't both of you just dredge up shit from 120 years ago. Go ahead. Jim Crow America. For goodness sake. That was before 2 World Wars and whatever has happened since. Grow up.
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Every Sunday morning 3 comments
That b*tch 5 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
In porn they "desperate housewives" are always calling repair persons or pizza guys and seducing them.
Grandma's China is tough like teflon lol. 3 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
That's because you don't f around with Grandma's dishes. That stuff only comes out on holidays and it better not get chipped.
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Understandable mistake 2 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Pretty sure you are thinking vampires. I could be wrong but most werewolves are just hairy guys. And vampires are all hot goth chicks.
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How a "bump stock" modifies a semi-automatic rifle 8 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Yep. It's still semi. I don't want one because I don't hunt anything that I need to squeeze off that many rounds over. I do like my semi .22 for squirrels and rabbits though. But I don't need to put that much effort into dinner.
Bring a rat to a jazz party 8 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
But keep them away from the Illinois Nazis. I hate those guys.
Oh, and the new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.
Oh, and the new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.
A question 9 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Is this that guy from Game of Thrones that wrestles in WWE now?
Oh, and shout out that they finally got a OOters in Tuscaloosa.
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Edited 6 years ago
Oh, and shout out that they finally got a OOters in Tuscaloosa.
The difference between war and revolution 5 comments
Let me guess, only facts that hurt your feelings right? 15 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Here, Hold my beer I got this.
V: Tell me... what do you do with witches?
P3: Burn'em! Burn them up! (burn burn burn)
V: What do you burn apart from witches?
P1: More witches! (P2 nudge P1)
(pause)
P3: Wood!
V: So, why do witches burn?
(long pause)
P2: Cuz they're made of... wood?
V: Gooood.
(crowd congratulates P2)
V: So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
P1: Build a bridge out of her!
V: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
P1: Oh yeah...
V: Does wood sink in water?
P1: No
P3: No. It floats!
P1: Let's throw her into the bog! (yeah yeah ya!)
V: What also floats in water?
P1: Bread
P3: Apples
P2: Very small rocks
(V looks annoyed)
P1: Cider
P3: Grape gravy
P1: Cherries
P3: Mud
King: A Duck!
(all look and stare at king)
V: Exactly! So, logically...
P1(thinking): If she ways the same as a duck... she's made of wood!
V: And therefore,
(pause & think)
P3: A witch! (P1: a witch)(P2: a witch)(all: a witch!)
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V: Tell me... what do you do with witches?
P3: Burn'em! Burn them up! (burn burn burn)
V: What do you burn apart from witches?
P1: More witches! (P2 nudge P1)
(pause)
P3: Wood!
V: So, why do witches burn?
(long pause)
P2: Cuz they're made of... wood?
V: Gooood.
(crowd congratulates P2)
V: So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
P1: Build a bridge out of her!
V: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
P1: Oh yeah...
V: Does wood sink in water?
P1: No
P3: No. It floats!
P1: Let's throw her into the bog! (yeah yeah ya!)
V: What also floats in water?
P1: Bread
P3: Apples
P2: Very small rocks
(V looks annoyed)
P1: Cider
P3: Grape gravy
P1: Cherries
P3: Mud
King: A Duck!
(all look and stare at king)
V: Exactly! So, logically...
P1(thinking): If she ways the same as a duck... she's made of wood!
V: And therefore,
(pause & think)
P3: A witch! (P1: a witch)(P2: a witch)(all: a witch!)
This looks like a dangerous situation 3 comments
When Dog's Fly 6 comments
what would you rather 2 comments
Anyone else considering becoming gay? 5 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Yeah, Pretty sure Jaden needs to slow his roll and take a deep breath. Cause that looks thirsty AF.
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Coolest weatherman costume 11 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Only in Alabama. Somehow this Genie put Greenville where it isn't(Evergreen is there) and put Dothan over in Troy.
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Why are nine people mad at me? 10 comments
this_isntme
· 6 years ago
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I understand averaging. But if one of ten people get an apple that doesn't mean everybody on average gets an apple. Oh and @pokethebear I like apples as well. Just not lemons. Never lemons.
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