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Hate when It happens 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I bet the pillow tastes funny as well.
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I'd like to see more straight people do that 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Yes doctor. I slipped and fell. On this light bulb. Oh and it had lube on it for some reason.
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This stairway at the hospital shows how much calories you burn climbing each steps 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Y'know. I respect the knowledge. But if I took a gram of water up those stairs, it still wouldn't be 13 degrees C warmer.
This kind of dealer would be useful in some countries 15 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Depends on the State. About $8 in Colorado and around $40 in NJ.
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So That's What Started It 39 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Slow down. back up. Niger and that other word are totally not the same and are pronounced differently. I agree the power in a word is what you assign to it. But you can't rearrange the letters in Niger to spell ginger. So Tim Minchin would like lose an entire song about.......Prejudice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw
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Wealth gap in a picture 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
That works better if you link the post. Can you? ????
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Why are they fighting over a man 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I'm pretty sure you can blame it on estrogen and the fact that homogametic or XX females always look at other homogametic or XX females as the enemy.
And I'm still trying to figure out what Dwayne Johnson has to do with this.
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Why are they fighting over a man 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
They were all around 13 at the time. Settle your jimmies and relax. Maybe he overplayed his hand. I don't see him with either now.
So That's What Started It 39 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Pretty sure it's a cigarette.
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Wealth gap in a picture 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Because nobody ever saw Disney's 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Our future 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Janet needs to spend more time on freecams and Streamate. According to my non-biased ads.
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This stairway at the hospital shows how much calories you burn climbing each steps 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
So I could skip half a soda and just take the escalator? Dafuq is this ? Leave 6 fries on the plate? Smile as my SO eats a nacho with cheese?
Cucumber slug 7 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I agree. I'm weird and this is just.......OK. stop.
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Well.. Couldn't have happened to a better person (!) 24 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Apparently she needed a nap. That's what Ketamine is for and she according to the news did.
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Well.. Couldn't have happened to a better person (!) 24 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Wait. So she looks like Iggy Azalea?
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Band idea 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
OMG a metal mash of You Belong With Me and The One That Got Away. With a little Jolene mixed in.
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Band idea 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Can you imagine the Avril Lavigne and Shania Twain covers this would result in.
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That's a great question 11 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
If I remember correctly, in 'Planet Terror' the girl has a gun for a leg. But she has arms so she would still be armed.
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This kind of dealer would be useful in some countries 15 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
And it's still 252,088 miles to the moon. Oh and it's got a radius of 1079 miles. Know how I know? We've been there. Done that. Made a lap or two. Last time I checked the Brits were up to standing on two ladders with a balloon.
This redwood tree stump is older than the Roman colosseum and other wonders of the world 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
At first I was like "That's awesome!"
Then I was like "So someone killed a living thing that was older than Rome."
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ADHD, PTSD, Bipolar and Depression 14 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I did. You're correct. And agreed, it isn't.
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I wish 11 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Best character event I ever went to was at the Grand Floridian. Cruella DeVille sat down at the table, looked my girlfriend straight in the eye and pointed across the room at Mary Poppins. Without breaking eye contact she said"Look at that. Little girls going Ooohhh and Ahh. She's a kidnapping witch. I'm just fashionable." She then took my girlfriends croissant and walked away.
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For world domination 7 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
She could one up it if she had a coat made of dalmatian puppy skin.
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The hunt for pie. 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
You better have somebody drop a half pie there at least once a month. Just for reasons.
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ADHD, PTSD, Bipolar and Depression 14 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
The problem is that general practitioners/Family doctors/pediatricians do prescribe meds for people that might or might not have an illness. Psychiatrists are just the modern day fortune teller. And they always have been. Look at Freud he was almost as much of a hack as Jeung. They simply tell you to do the right thing, think for yourself and ignore your guilt. I'll freely admit that some of us have mental illness. And that should be addressed in a group therapeutic safe environment. But small deviations from the norm aren't reason for medication. Extreme deviations are and always have been. In the US we used to have asylums and mental institutions. Unfortunately people with money found that these were a great place to send/hide siblings/wives and children.Today we call these rehab institutions. Most of the American rehabs are cash driven.They like you until the day the insurance runs out. Then they send you back. Sometimes to secondary rehab. Point is we don't know how the brain works