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Arnold 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I didn't say you said that. You said and I quote "Our training or lack thereof is our own prerogative. The resources are out there."
So a four year old's training or lack thereof is it's own prerogative. The resources are out there.
an*lversary 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Shhhhh. She said first time.
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Ikea glass table 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I left a coffee table looking like that in Vegas. Cost me $250. Less than I lost at the tables in the casino that night.
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Earth day 2 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
That's a Gulf not an ocean.
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You got served, USA. God bless the Queen! 12 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Hmm, I dated an Aussie for six months and to this day I only understand about half of what she said. I mean the basics I got by example. As an example. If I watched a blue and cracked a fat I might flog, but she was all down for gobby as long as later we could pash and have a naughty and she got my sprog.
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You got served, USA. God bless the Queen! 12 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Yup, That's why all y'all Australians and Canadians sound like them there British folks.
Me smash 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
He's a thumb with eyebrows.
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Arnold 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Sounds cool. Give every 4 year old a gun then.And let them find the resources.
Jobs was a businessman, not an inventor 18 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Yeah , but he did make Sam Clemens shiat himself using a vibrating platform. So he has that going for him.
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A massive victory 4 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
But what if I want a meat pie at 6 AM? What about me???
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That's enough food for baby 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Eww . Starch for BABY? Give it some protein. Fries are just sugar in another form.
Arnold 9 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Last time I checked Arnold hasn't shot anybody IRL. Maybe this is how we should train gunholders.
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Really come on 19 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Yeah we use a spoon for creamed corn.
Really come on 19 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
So if you ask what's for dinner?
And the answer is 'corn.'
You don't know if you need a spoon, fork or some butter and a napkin? Sounds amazing.
Jobs was a businessman, not an inventor 18 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I think you misspelled Dinglehopper.
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Behold! James Harden in a Renaissance Photo 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
"There shall be grape juice and crackers for all these Crackers." Oh and you two guys on the end I got some weed. Later.
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Back to the daily grind 1 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
I don't care for Stormy Daniels. Not my type.
But Jim Norton is a useless tool and a sphincter. He's the by-product of Howard and that guy that had that one role in Elf.
I want to see this 7 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
You know what? I could take Aunt May's mind off of that for at least 15 seconds.
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Jobs was a businessman, not an inventor 18 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Whoa. Step back. Take a breath. Elon Musk is an innovative businessman. Tesla was an inventor. An artist if you must. Elon Musk creates options for the future. Steve Jobs created options for a free parking space and people to fawn over every new edition of a phone.
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Jobs was a businessman, not an inventor 18 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Those who can't do, teach. Same with Tesla and Edison. I think Edison was an egotistic megalomaniac. But he marketed. It's why we have Popes and Kings. It's why people worship Jobs and Gates. They literally saw code and paid for it and built empires.
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Any boardgamers here? 21 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
And by six vowels I mean there were six vowel tiles. 2 o's 3 e's and a y.
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Any boardgamers here? 21 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Pandemic is fun. I don't know about therapy and doom. I'll look online. But Scrabble is always hilarious. When I was in England I went to a bar in Wales. The Scrabble set has six vowels, and a ridiculous number of consonants.
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The Rock now has a Pebble 15 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Whoa. Back off. I understand. I get it. It was a joke. I am aware that infants recognize voices from when they were in the womb. And they bond by sensory development. Skin contact and scent usually. It was a bad joke and I am ashamed. I'll go stand in the corner.
Really come on 19 comments
this_isntme · 6 years ago
Hmmm, That's cool. You didn't call my arm Mitch. So, Why don't you call corn on the cob corn?