My ex would wake me up and say" Dammit your snoring woke me up." So a few months later we agreed to audio record us sleeping. This amazing intelligent beautiful individual was literally snoring loud enough to wake herself up and punch me for waking her up.

I ordered ants. Don't ask. Ants from Oregon. Now these are ants. Temperature is a thing. I wanted them sent to Georgia for reasons. I don't live in Georgia and yes I meant the Georgia in the US. So somehow theses ants went from Oregon to Freaking Alaska. Then they went back to a post office in Oregon. Not the company, just the post office. Then they went form Oregon to Texas. Then to Georgia. Needless to say, only the strong survived.

Well. Damn . That convinced me. I mean she admitted to being lewd already. And in anime that means she's pretty much done anything including tentacles.

15 millenials just walked into this front yard, ordered coffee and opened their laptops.

Haha. Dogs are all like"Hmmm. this new noisy thing smells like that powder....and sour milk

Well that's stupid as anything I've ever read. If your child was a programmer they would know there are only 0's and 1's. If you told them there was a 2 they would assume you lost your mind.

Sasha Grey is aging well.

This is great! I have three Betas in separated enclosures (obviously.) Two are normal. Hey how's it going? Where's the food? And then there's Edgar. He's banging his head on the walls, moving the glass beads around on the bottom, literally sleeping under the leaf thing that the others sleep on top of in their rooms. He's like that one drunk roommate you had in college.

That was kind of precious. Usually the larger cat is more physical.