User trustnthngmulder Banned

Who wore it better? 5 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
This guy is kajillionaire
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O_o' 11 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
This one in the post looks like Fozzie the bear without ears (sorry if I misspelled it, Serbian language is transcribed one (you write exactly as you read it, so Phillip and Filip are written and read the same) Serbs say MekDonalds, I never saw how Fozzie, Fuzzie or Fossie is written in original,I assumed it's a play on Fonzie... )
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I need the cash bruh! 2 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
Steal his tie. Nobody will notice.
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Small dogs are lil shits 8 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
I read second one like Cheech Marin, I don't know why.
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Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta 9 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
He's a hero not a gangsta. Gangstas steal tires from parked cars.
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O_o' 11 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
I don't know which Muppet this is though...Fozzie bear or someone from Sesame Street
You just kinda zone out and forget the song exists 4 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
This happens with my life. But I can't repeat it.
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10/10 teacher-proof 13 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
Me too. And I would die without knowing British wrote it "metre".
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Bee kind 17 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
People on this site
Bee kind 17 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
Whaaat? Dude, this is how you make... I don't know how you call 'em.... bee societies. Those are not wild bees. Those are just runaway domesticated bees. Every now and then new queen bee is born, and she kills the old one. If she can't she runs away. To a tree trunk, like a pussy she is. To live like a homeless punk. And there she makes her own colony. Of coward children. You kidnap her and give her new home. And children find her. And make you honey. God darn, you'd die out of hunger in woods.
I need a grownup tree house in my life 2 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
I wish I could build a real house for starters. Or buy it and not having to pay it till end of my days. I would maybe rent one of those.
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A Second Chance 9 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
I tried to find a comic strip where guy tells a monkey Jacket off to impress his gf how big of a gentleman his monkey is taking care of her jacket, but monkey brings wet towels and lubricant (to jack him off)
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FUN FACT: All vowels are odd numbers 20 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
French call it greek I.
Logic 13 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
If there are 500 people on the dance floor and one of them catches on a fire you'll be asking for sprinklers.
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Don't take pain killers from strangers in the bathroom, guys. 28 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
We, men, also point out stains (masturbation stains).
How is the orange part called? 9 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
She used to say to Justin Bieber Red-stop Green-go (I'm menstruating Gringo)
FUN FACT: All vowels are odd numbers 20 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
Fun fact: You can say a whole sentence in Montenegrin language: "E, a o i u" meaning "Say, how about over and in" (it's a declination thing, you don't have it, wouldn't understand it)
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America and evolution 32 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
I don't. You do. I except there are universes where even you are god and I am your six titted concubine. I know there are universes where god is there but We can't see him. It might be this one as any other. But do you? You can't except the truth that there's almost equal number of versions where He is and he isn't, and that it as well might be this one. I say it can be both, you stick only to one. That makes you stupid. And dangerous.
Ralph Baer, the man who created the first video game, died at the age of 92 15 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
God (s)exist. I deliberately wrote it like this. You're a sexist for saying god is a he. JK.
Bee kind 17 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
Why would I give it to him. Here's how you do it... Go to that tree trunk or wherever they are and whisper "mat, mat, mat, mat, mat" Queen will get out (I'm not kidding this is real) . Grab her (by the pussy) and put her in your own hive which you can open unlike tree trunk, and she'll call her bees to a new home. If it's winter feed them with sugar.
Now this is one cool dad 4 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
*little sceptical African child meme here* Wait are you telling me you bought pc and hid it and it does nothing. And then they talk how they barely survive.
Ralph Baer, the man who created the first video game, died at the age of 92 15 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
More like god :) He was present for the whole evolution of something he created (for those who believe both in god and evolution @itsamemaria)
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*record scratch* You may be wondering how I got here 7 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
We're just "built" differently than you. We are killing doves and turtles and even cats as a "kid's play",we shoot air pressure guns in eyes, we find completely harmless thing and turn it lethal, like apple seeds and straws, we don't use wet paper. It's not USA. Of course you can sell rat poison to a kid. And kid could make a tea-party with it and act like it didn't know. It's even better if they had refrigerator ice. It will make them instinctively make ice balls instead of snow balls, thinking "My fridge ice isn't lethal"
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*record scratch* You may be wondering how I got here 7 comments
trustnthngmulder · 7 years ago
I wanted to say snowballs that you slowly thaw with your bare hands rolling them to make "harder snowballs". We did that all the time when we were kids, it's kinda instinctive, but I as a kid didn't realize I could "kill" kill someone. This instinctive (instinctive for our bloodthirsty nations) making of "lethal balls" could happen to Egyptians.
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