under_fire

under_fire


pretty badass considering what i do for a living

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One bad joke coming right up! 2 comments
under_fire · 19 hours ago
I love dark humor
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When you don't skip legs day 9 comments
under_fire · 21 hours ago
she breaks rocks in her spare time
Poptarts Pls 3 comments
under_fire · 23 hours ago
Now I have more questions
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Fried egg 10 comments
under_fire · 1 day ago
oh my gosh
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Poptarts Pls 3 comments
under_fire · 1 day ago
I have several questions
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More Bacon 44 comments
under_fire · 2 days ago
36 weeks, steph.
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Daily does of trip day 31: haven't been on here in awhile, hope you remember this stuff 8 comments
under_fire · 2 days ago
hurr durr I'm the guest who points out inconsequential spelling errors hurr durr
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The problem with media 3 comments
under_fire · 2 days ago
fools, there is someone out there with zero Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in their lunch. Josh isn't a hero, he's a menace.
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When the boss comes in and you're "working" on a important project 5 comments
under_fire · 2 days ago
is that how you solve a problem like maria as well?
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I'm a bass, I don't have a gender 4 comments
under_fire · 2 days ago
I trumpet, therefore I am.
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Looks like I gotta get bright yellow contacts 4 comments
under_fire · 2 days ago
Who would actually say this? It's like a line straight from the sappiest moment of a sappy YA novel.
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This person should be fined 11 comments
under_fire · 2 days ago
I'd say don't knock it before you try it, but come on.
Correlation and causality 7 comments
under_fire · 2 days ago
a gallon in an hour isn't bad, I've definitely done it before. To kill yourself, you need to drink 2.5 - 5 gallons of water in the span of a few hours without urinating or exercising.
First Three Words You Find (Nice, Broke, Funny... at least one of those is accurate...) 45 comments
under_fire · 2 days ago
youre an idiot, BUT you're pretty.
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First Three Words You Find (Nice, Broke, Funny... at least one of those is accurate...) 45 comments
under_fire · 2 days ago
i may be a lad, and I may plop, but I have no relation to the tuba.
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First Three Words You Find (Nice, Broke, Funny... at least one of those is accurate...) 45 comments
under_fire · 2 days ago
Lad, tuba, plop? What am I missing?
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Want grandchildren? Do it for mom 6 comments
under_fire · 2 days ago
that's one of the most roundabout travel ads I've ever seen.
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Now the cat looks cool too 4 comments
under_fire · 2 days ago
that cat is looking dapper as FUCK dude, tell me his secrets
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Further from god or closer to science? 9 comments
under_fire · 2 days ago
I've seen enough hentai to... Hang on, this IS hentai
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"But I'm One in a Melon" 6 comments
under_fire · 3 days ago
but.. i'll never rind someone like you again
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What do they hunt with this thing? Planets? 4 comments
under_fire · 3 days ago
they hunt dragons
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Yeah eric 12 comments
under_fire · 4 days ago
Eric is a teenager with a bespoke suit, a mustache, and a monocle.
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Aero[not]ics 6 comments
under_fire · 4 days ago
Really? On all of the planes I've been on, we were forced to line up and do the can-can in the aisle before taking our seats.
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Can this be a movie? 12 comments
under_fire · 4 days ago
Wouldn't be a very exciting movie
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Jerboa are hopping, desert rodents ranging across Northern Africa and Asia 6 comments
under_fire · 4 days ago
It looks like it's from a different planet
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