It looks like a canyon because it is a canyon

Look at the absolute unit in front

To be fair, Rob wasn't a very good fiance

There's a mobile game called the blind legend that I played with my eyes closed, it's pretty interesting

he looks like mansley from the iron giant: https://i.imgur.com/UVbjOug.png

I was browsing mashable recently and they said that the reason the iPhone X was so expensive was because they bought their OLED displays from Samsung. Classic Mashable blaming Samsung for everything

I think I went to ToysRUs once, to get a present for a friends birthday party

is this a RWBY weapon

how is this allowed? did he volunteer for this?

I don't like food, I LOVE it. And if I don't LOVE it, I don't swallow.

People like lauren need to be asked to leave

Did you mean: Hogwarts

No blackboard eraser works that well

I jerked my head to the right to continue the pattern

Didn't even get half a mile, tsk

I have an MCI bus

this is the mad max truck

You've been sick for about a week now. Desperate to feel better, you browse your local pharmacy for something, anything that could provide some relief for your symptoms. A bottle falls off the shelf behind you. You turn your head, and you see a paw retract between the boxes. As you get closer to investigate, two bright eyes glint in the darkness. Suddenly, a cat appears behind the boxes, and you could swear it nods at you. Instantly, your sinuses clear, your cough stops, and the fog is lifted from your mind. You blink in astonishment. The cat blinks in contentment, then retreats to the darkness, leaving you with the bottle in your hand. The bottle reads: Meow.