under_fire

under_fire


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OK 2 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Does it say okie dokie afterwards?
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Well... Technically he's correct 9 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
not saying I like her, I'm saying that she's popular, and people call her a queen
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Well... Technically he's correct 9 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
beyonce
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New handbag 8 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
ch- ch- ch- ch- cherry bomb!
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Perfect for marriage 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
they fry it and then add extra sauce? that's what she said.
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Just look it up 17 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
ok, but how bout this: human lung capacity is nowhere near a horses lung capacity, and with that much extra muscle, you'd think theyd need both sets of lungs.
second, can you imagine trying to breastfeed a mini centaur? that would be impossible.
and another thing? how are centaurs born? are they born all folded up, or do they come out the long way?
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Free bowl 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
genius. free bowl, free fork, and reusable box.
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No burn ointment for you then 13 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
how do people not understand that vaccines (to say the least) are beneficial? where do they get the idea that they aren't?
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Violets are blue 7 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
why is lesbian porn in quotes?
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Boss tactics 18 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Im more a fan of the fantasy stuff, due to my shallowness
Nice gear 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
*initial d starts playing* TOKYO DRIFT
Just look it up 17 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
centaurs are really confusing to me. do they have two stomachs? where are their lungs? Where are the female reproductive organs? Which nipples does the baby feed from? is the spine really that long? also, can you imagine the caloric content they would need?
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Stranger 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Rudy's your cat now
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Quality so good it's pointless 7 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
clean your window maybe
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I think he is broken 6 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
is he a demon? that would explain the goat legs
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This is so legit 1 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
"I'm too rich to go out" sounds pretty good too
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Those eyes 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Is it the hat? Must be the hat
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T h r o c k y 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Throckmorton Thrashy. That man is a legend.
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The point is clear 6 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Pants for besties, literally joined at the hip
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One bad joke coming right up! 2 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I love dark humor
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Daily does of trip day 31: haven't been on here in awhile, hope you remember this stuff 9 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
hurr durr I'm the guest who points out inconsequential spelling errors hurr durr
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The problem with media 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
fools, there is someone out there with zero Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in their lunch. Josh isn't a hero, he's a menace.
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When the boss comes in and you're "working" on a important project 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
is that how you solve a problem like maria as well?
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I'm a bass, I don't have a gender 4 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I trumpet, therefore I am.
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Looks like I gotta get bright yellow contacts 4 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Who would actually say this? It's like a line straight from the sappiest moment of a sappy YA novel.
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