this is my kind of party

ah, the open roads. sea?

counterpoint: lesbians

I have a friend who uses a launcher so absolutely no one but him can use his phone

At least s/he has a sense of humor

pretty sure you just discovered some villains evil lair or something

my last words would be "nice prank guys but the earth doesn't explode like that"

and they say millennials were the first to joke about suicide

wenguin

Optimist: this post
Pessimist: somebody just lost their child, another is breathing in smog, another lost their hair due to chemo, and another was just rejected by their crush.
Rationalist: Shit happens bruv, accept the good things as they happen and do your best to get through the bad

were they amoe(baked)?

I go to my favorite restaurant and order my favorite dish, I take a picture just so I can have some of that joy with me later, but this is ridiculous.

imma firin mah lazer!

give the man a break, his 50% stupid part was just acting up

He's either a coward or an absolute badass

Didn't terry pratchet write a book with one of these in it?

They forgot "Holy shit, that's a big ass deer," where the monster appears to be similar to a deer, only the size of a building.

what a classic