The fuck are you gonna make with those ingredients? a garlic smoothie? That's gross, dude.

are you implying that just cause some people shave their pubes they're not a man? maybe people have different standards of hygiene? you stupid?

flip the top bun and youve got yourself a deal. real americans eat burgers with their hands and can still pay without greasy fingers.

so yall are just forgetting about my dude cyclopentane huh

catsassination

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wait, you think bananas are natural? ahahahaha! oh, you were serious, let me laugh even harder!

"tourists" is a pretty bad way to put it, but i see the point

so... if I put mustard on my dick...

Dude's just trying to build a sand castle, the fuck is wrong with you guys

pathetic. I have trancended the title of employee. I am now a hyper-employee

well, i mean, I could call the cops. they have guns and shit, and I'm pretty sure they have slap-proof asses

dude looks like a cocoa dusted truffle... just me?

hey man, at least you landed that sick dunk

roasted>boiled 100 percent.

Any one can be "planning" on doing something. If someone asks you to do it, they probably expected you to be done already, and seeing as you weren't, they asked.

Yeah, tyler durden is really a positive role model. Glad to see we're looking up to him now

Bless you