Vitalstatistix

vitalstatistix


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This er*ction stops traffic 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Everybody that stands up gets rekt!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfblUSCaAQk
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Sponge cake 10 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
You can still eat the frosting.
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Bone Cancer patient's bone 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Denmark!
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I remember my Dad telling me this 10 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
This explanation is so bad that you nearly made me cry.
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Abusive passenger beaten and tied up on siberia airlines flight 11 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Like I wrote: removed.
And … it's gone! 8 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
I once saw it in a YouTube video. Pretty gross.
At the airport, this old woman was giving no f*cks 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
What are you suggesting? Soylent Green?
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What the eff 21 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
She killed Bruce Wayne's parents? Shame on her!
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This Guy's Bible 73 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
You kiss your mother goodnight with that mouth? ☺
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This senator is smart 44 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Do you agree or disagree? (Yoy say you disagree, only to put forward a host of arguments that contradict this position.)
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This Guy's Bible 73 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
I thought it was the yellow pages.
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I would cry too 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
I think it's bald eagle.
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This senator is smart 44 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Belief in creation can be seen as a marker (or indicator if you will) for someone's ability to handling complex, abstract reasoning, as is often required in statesmanship.
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Abusive passenger beaten and tied up on siberia airlines flight 11 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
I'm starting to think that "sunnyhouse007" is the bastard causing even new photos I took myself to be rejected with the lapidary verdict "repost". Let's get rid of those trolls!
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Poor moon wants some visits too 21 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
I don't believe anyone has been to Bielefeld.
Always check the warning labels on toys made in China 10 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
"Pretty fly for a white guy."
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And … it's gone! 8 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Has anybody watched a poo being neatly smeared all over such a seat?
Occam's Razor – sort of 32 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
This isn't about efficiency but about aesthetics and ethics.
Occam's Razor – sort of 32 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Occam's Razor is applied in order to choose between two possible explanations for a phenomenon. Here there are several solutions but only one seems obvious.
Occam's Razor – sort of 32 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
There are situations where time isn't an issue at all.
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What's wrong with that? 17 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
In Queens English, "tart" also has the meaning "promiscuous woman".
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What's wrong with that? 17 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Bliss …
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They wanted $15/hr 11 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
I appreciate that it often boils down to company policy. But automated order points should minimize at least some of the fuzz.
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They wanted $15/hr 11 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
No more stupid questions:
- I'll have a Big Mac, just the burger.
- Do you want a menu?
- No just the burger.
- Do you want fries with that?
- No just the burger.
- Do you want a drink with that? It's only XX Euros.
- No just the burger.
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Just so you know 61 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Neo-feminists are misandrists.