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Equality 14 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
That's not how that works. That's not how any of this works.
I imagine @guest_ would be able to offer a more eloquent response, one way or the other, but literally every single group you mentioned contains women, and she never once expressed problems with those groups BECAUSE of race, religion, or sexual orientation. Not every neonazi is a sexist for not liking black people just because black people happen to include women, and not every homophobe is a racist just because one of the men he's harassing happens to be black.
George Washington never knew about dinosaurs 20 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
On the one hand, there's a lot of what the fuck going on right now.
On the other hand, are you okay?
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Straiiiight to the hospital 10 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
Do not pass go, do not collect 200$.
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Guy throws hatchet at friends hand 4 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
If the goal was to lose his fingers, they need to try again
It's all about the internal organs 8 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
If it's a fish, wouldn't It be suffocating right about now? I mean, what you do with your friends is your business
Cat vs. Cat with morals 3 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
Is fish
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Sky scrapping 10 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
Wonder if it gets chilly or if they had to put in an independent heating system for the upper levels
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"uhm.. you saw nothing!" 6 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
Sometimes I know they're definitely smarter than we give them credit for. Then I also remember the time one of my cats attempted to jump through a railing while he had a cone on his head
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Confusement 12 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
How is this different from a flower garden and a vegetable garden? People love roses, they eat lettuce. Some people do eat roses, but overall no.
Don't get me wrong, I love animals, but people eat because of their aversion to not being dead, and what they eat comes down to availability, culture, nutritional value (if they can afford to think that way), and preference.
Also, dogs are a predetorial species, which is less commonly preyed upon to begin with, and more commonly bred for other purposes. There's also religious reasons for some people. Just throwing this "taking the whole thing too seriously" observation out there. Please go back to enjoying your day :)
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EA may use some of these ideas 22 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
- Womb Raider
Gynaecologist Simulator
-Monster Punter World
let's see how far you can kick those monsters! 10 points if it gets all the way to Asia
-The Elder Strolls
Everything is the same except you play as an old man/woman who has to use a walker wherever they go
-Red Head Redemption
The redheads are back. Can they make up for all those souls they've stolen?
-President Evil
Insert President of your choice here and let's play out his campaign
-The Tims
Every single character is a guy named Tim, who just wanted to buy a freaking house
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EA may use some of these ideas 22 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
That escalated quickly and to places I wasn't anticipating
EA may use some of these ideas 22 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
-Left for Head
Make a left
-LoverWatch
Voyeurism simulator
· Edited 5 years ago
Finally a cause I can get behind 2 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
I didn't even notice the hat before. Ty for making this post 10x better
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Washing a spoon 2 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
I believe the scientic terminology we're looking for to describe this particular unfortunate sequence of events is: "an accident."
Not directed at you personally, creative, I'm just going on a mini-rant here, but this is like the third or fourth time in a row I've seen this, and idk why everyone says "don't you know better than this?" to a spoon-splash post. I know better than to trip on my own feet, walk into walls, hit my toe on furniture, choke on pieces of dust, say "you too" to the waiter when they tell me to enjoy my meal, but somehow these cosmic mishaps manages to befall me anyway. I never thought it was the kind of fuck-up to be viewed with such condescension, but maybe I'm unique in this regard
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Trans cows 4 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
Well, with that stance, they had to give the male cow something
This spectrum reflected off the dining room window through a chair back 5 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
It can paint with all the colors of the window
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Gay 4 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
Most people don't ask for their genitals. They DO spend a great deal of time inquiring after other peoples', though
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How horrifying 24 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
Tbh I'm not shocked, but I am horrified that we require laminated notes to remind people to parent their fucking children
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A beautiful brogle 2 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
I made it as far as that freaking face at the end and then I lost it
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Ice your drinks 11 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
There's unprecedented levels of nope in this picture
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This image by Don Heyneke 2 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
Mooom, you're messing up my mane!
(Yes I know it's not a lion, but still)
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That sass 10 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
Reminded me of:
"I don't mean without my vagina like I didn't have it with me, just that I wasn't... *displaying it* while I was at Starbucks. Just to clarify, I *always* have my vagina with me. It's like my American Express card. (In that I don't leave home without it. Not that I use it to buy stuff with.)"
That sass 10 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
The only thing I can see the teacher objecting to is the swearing. Otherwise she's literally doing exactly what she should, and you're punishing her for it.
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How horrifying 24 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
If this is the kind of thing that horrifies you, you are not ready for real life, and should return to your bubble of disillusionment promptly
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