ZoesKrabbyPatty

zoeskrabbypatty


Aspiring Pianist. Old enough to have a personal opinion. Imported all the way from México to Funsubstance <3.
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15 things about men that baffle women the most 51 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
Dude, I've realized.....I'm almost a whole man. I'm 7/8 mans
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I get annoyed by them easily 11 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
Is not about being "funny". I mean, that kid, with just a little spank, he would just calm down and stop whining and misbehaving.
Especially in Hungary. What about you guys? 88 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
MÉXICO GUESS WHEN IS ED SHEERAN'S CONCERT HERE? OH RIGHT! NEVEEEER
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Oh youtube 5 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
Translation (S.F.M.B.E): "The 669 guys who don't like this are gay or at least, fans of Justin Gayber. Thumbs up if you agree"
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What if 26 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
fuck yeah
*Blushes* Thank you, we are awesome 12 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
No evidences, I said.
*Blushes* Thank you, we are awesome 12 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
Plus, we KNOW how to leave NO TRACES of blood, so we could like totally kill you and leave no clues <3
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For those of you about to lift things up and put them down 22 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
WHAT ABOUT BOOOOOTTTYYYY WORKOUTT?!
Depressing disney 5 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
I always knew. Since I was like 5 I knew it .-.
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Let's see hackers shut this down 1 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
I still have one! It has a Pokemon sticker <3 :)
How music reading works 22 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
As a pianist, it's so accurate that it hurts.
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One sacrifice pill, please... *stares at Allegiant with tears in her eyes* 56 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
NO NO NO LOVE + TRAVEL PILL
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Pretty sure it's the other way around 14 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
Pretty sure it's not.
Hidden Beach in Marieta Islands 3 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
I spent my 14th birthday there. It's lovely!
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Friendzone 23 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
I'm a girl and even I call it bullshit. Aye!
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Its My Birthday! Happy New Year Everyone! 15 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
Thanks guest! :D You're welcome redstrawberry <3 :D
Its My Birthday! Happy New Year Everyone! 15 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :DD <3
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We all have that one friend 5 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
I am that friend.
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Crying spot 2 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
We all have one...don't we?
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I'm about to turn into 2007 Britney Spears 3 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
The title was exactly what I told my brother a week ago.
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That's deep 10 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
Okay, I feel the need to marry whoever points this out.
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Emma Watson's Crush Story 13 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
Emma W. got into friendzone. No hope for me.
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It's Just How Nature Works 13 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
The deal is when girls fall in love that fast, and guys wait and appreciate the girls for 15 days.
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It really happens 28 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 9 years ago
I've never had a boyfriend.
ALL the guys I've liked friendzoned me. :c
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