Wrong role. Belle is *supposed* to be pretty. According to the books, Hermione Granger isn't. Remember, that's a chick for whom it takes literal fucking magic to get her hair to behave.

So I had a brief moment of confusion because I thought the title was talking about checking dialogue realism (saying shit into a mirror is how some writers figure out if anyone would ever ever say that in real life).

Well, duh. Not all cops have to be racist assholes. But if 1 in 100 cops is going to be one, you're still gonna be scared shitless when they pull you over. And I'm sorry, but unless I start reaching for something they can't see, it shouldn't make a fucking difference whether I'm polite to the cop or not.
I have made eye contact with a cop as I disobeyed him (giving a feminine hygeine product to a homeless woman who requested it), and didn't get so much as touched, but I also recognize that that's because of a laaaaaarge number of intervening factors, and there are places where my actions would have gotten me tazed or worse.

Donald Duck makes so much more SENSE if you assume he has PTSD.

So precious.

The prettiest thing is anger, from a minimum safe distance.

@ BigCatDerek on Twitter. All the big cat silliness you need.

The internet has not ruined you. It's just that that's a penis.

Favorite moment in seventh grade... the class hotshot was in the middle of a shot in dodgeball, RIGHT in front of the gym teacher, and of course he's sagging his gym shorts because every guy is trying to sag his gym shorts - and they drop to his ankles. I mean, Coach handled it as graciously as she possibly could, but there was no way he wasn't gonna just about die of embarrassment. Didn't see sagging for the rest of the year.

I'm both. It just depends on what my medication is doing at the time. The fun part is that neither seems to have any direct bearing on what my weight is doing.

You say "abandoned shopping mall," I say "where we film Eden of the East live action."