"He dropped like a ridiculously dressed sack of bricks"

Nice. I smiled a smile of satisfaction reading this

It needs to happen to everyone that wears their pants that way

Wish there was video

Favorite moment in seventh grade... the class hotshot was in the middle of a shot in dodgeball, RIGHT in front of the gym teacher, and of course he's sagging his gym shorts because every guy is trying to sag his gym shorts - and they drop to his ankles. I mean, Coach handled it as graciously as she possibly could, but there was no way he wasn't gonna just about die of embarrassment. Didn't see sagging for the rest of the year.